Do Geese Have Udders?
Do Geese Have Udders?
Michael Gooch & Matthew Thompson
Michael and Matt spend their time asking the unanswered and answering the unasked, looking at news and online stuff too. A mix of comedy and genuinely interesting questions of discussion to educate and entertain. More episodes can also be found on our YouTube channel of the same name
Episode 45 - The Christmas-ish Special
Sadly, due to the lockdown rules in the UK, Michael and Matt were unable to meet up in the shed to record a big Christmas show with special guests. However, we still wanted to put out a 'special' show this Christmas before the year is up.   And so instead, we managed to compile a range of clips which never made it into previous episodes for various reasons; too much rambling, prioritised more recent segments or just that we couldn't find a place to put them.   And so enjoy an extra long episode of DGHU, and we'll see you in the new year, once we can return safely to the shed!    Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders Overcast - https://overcast.fm/itunes1527432969/do-geese-have-udders Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==   Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK    Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders/message
Dec 21, 2020
29 min
Episode 44 - Vegans, Spice & Lobster Trauma (ft. Darius)
In our fourth episode this series with our friend Darius, we begin the show with the discussion on Darius's Seafood Plater which, for some reason, seems to be podcast worthy news. This leads the trio to further discuss how Lobsters should be cooked.   Continuing the theme of food, Darius entrails us with a lovely story on how he antagonised some vegans at his campus and on why it wasn't his fault (which it was). Matt and Darius also team up to attack Michael on his picky eating and lack of a taste palette; especially when it comes to spicy food...    Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==   Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK    Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders/message
Nov 16, 2020
15 min
Episode 43 - Nicolas Cage & Ramen Rugs (ft. Darius)
Third episode with our friend, Darius, this series. We open the show with a Nicolas Cage question stolen by Darius straight from the show Community.    We learn of a Nicolas Cage gift he also gave someone for a recent birthday. During this time, once again, the squirrels on the roof seem to chucking rocks on our tin roof so apologies. Darius also seems to have lost his bike lock key, so if anyone sees it.   In the highlight from our time with Darius, we finally discuss a subject first teased at the start of this series; Darius's Rug...    Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==   Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK    Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders/message
Nov 9, 2020
15 min
Episode 42 - Printers (ft. Darius)
For our second episode with Darius during our second series, we begin (seeing as it's close to Halloween which was definitely intentional) with a new game Matt's been playing called Phasmophobia, leading everyone onto a conversation about ghost hunting and learning all of the different types of Ghosts.   In a topic Michael can't agree more with, Darius vents out his frustration on 'the bane of his life' that is the office Printer.    Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==   Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK    Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders/message
Nov 2, 2020
15 min
Episode 41 - Chilly Bottle (ft. Darius)
Finally, we've got our good friend Darius back in the shed to join Michael and Matt (we've even given him a new chair!).   Our regulars are amazed by how religiously Darius wears his badge and how often he wears it during his day to day life. He's also made it clear that he's incredibly jealous of how comfortable Matt always is, somehow leading us onto what else we've been up to during the lockdown.    Our highlight of this episode revolves around a Chilly Bottle Darius owns, or rather owed, as it seems to have gone missing and he wants to know where it's gone and would like to speak to the manager...   **Recorded prior to the recent London lockdown**    Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==   Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK    Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders/message
Oct 26, 2020
15 min
Episode 40 - North London Land
To Michael's joy, Matt finally finds his "Filter Folder" which was introduced during our Zoom episodes; a folder full of interesting things Matt has decided to research.   Upon choosing a card at random, Michael is educated on why gardening seems to be far more dangerous than he could have imagined, especially for children. We also look at the most poisonous plants the world has to offer, and a place in the UK which houses them all... in cages? Matt, being unable to read his own writing, believes this place is located in North London Land...   (The Garden is called The Alnwick Poison Garden)    Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy  Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders  Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders  Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==    Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK    Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders/message
Oct 19, 2020
18 min
Episode 39 - Do You Want A Cookie Or Not?
In this episode, we begin with a surprising announcement; that Matt is now a coffee drinker! They continue to talk about coffee and Hot Chocolate for a while and debate whether Matt is now going to be trying all the coffees the world has to offer.   A flowing light up cable charging Matt's phone reminds Michael of a recent situation involving the renovation of his parents bedroom, which somehow leads them onto a discussion revolving around a Tetris sequel and Matt's brother being a 'chess champion'.   Matt recalls a story from work where his boss shouted something at him at the top of his lungs that he never thought he'd hear...    Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy  Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders  Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j  Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders  Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==    Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK    Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247   5 A Side Chess  - https://5asidechess.com/ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders/message
Oct 12, 2020
15 min
Episode 38 - The One Year Special
Well, our little podcast turns 1 today!!! (More or less) and so we decided to celebrate with a mini party.   We begin the show with something we've never done before on the podcast; Letting Matt read the intro. We spend a minute reminiscing about the good ol' days and remembering our favourite episodes so far, before turning on party mode and whipping out the hats and party horns.   As a topic, we look at interesting birthday related records on Record Setter, most of which are oddly specific. Matt and Michael then proceed to create and set their own oddly specific birthday related record (video also embedded within the episode on YouTube).   We end the show with a new piece of DGHU Unofficial Official Merch!!!   Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy  Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders  Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j  Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders  Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==    Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK    Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247   Record Setter - https://recordsetter.com/ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders/message
Oct 5, 2020
20 min
Episode 37 - Ship In A Bottle (ft. Will)
Will joins us for another episode, with the usual nonsense being thrown at him.   The trio discuss those square graduation hats and what the point of them are, they also talk laughter tracks, somehow having been able to start said conversation off by talking about some Quanzel bloke Michael and Will can't remember the name of... who is actually Quetzalcoatl if you were curious   Matt asks a question which ruins the magic of his childhood, upon finding out how those magicians were able to put ships in glass bottles...   Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy  Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders  Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j  Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders  Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==    Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK    Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders/message
Sep 28, 2020
16 min
Episode 36 - Don't Throw Screws (ft. Will)
Matt and Michael welcome a previous guest, freind and fan (probably) of the show, Will.    We begin with an apology from Michael, who brought Will in a week ago only to find that the mics weren't connected properly and an hour of content was lost forever...BUT ALAS WE RETURNED   Michael brings back an unanswered question from the previous episode, which was cut off by the rain on the roof, we ponder what life would be like if we all had independent usernames instead of regular names in real life to avoid confusion and Will spends the whole entire time throwing nails and screws, only for karma to kick in towards the end of the episode.    Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy  Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders  Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j  Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders  Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==    Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK    Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders/message
Sep 21, 2020
15 min
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