Greetings Trashelor Nation! Sara Armour & Casey Bunker are back with the astrological recap of Week 7 & 8 of Bachelor in Paradise.

Justin-Eliza-Rodney resolved. The beach is in mourning for beloved Aries leader Rodney Matthews. Taurus Eliza Isichei flies to Baltimore surprise Gemini/Leo Justin Glaze who ultimately is no longer interested as the wanted to be chosen first — as Leo moons do. 

Self-proclaimed “WOWER” Taurus Kate Gallivan continues to put Sagittarius Logan Palmer through the ringer after Rachel & Gabby come down to beach and Rachel trashes him. Sister in Christ, just break up with him. 

Capricorn’s Gabby Windey and Erich Schwer break-up around election, putting their ill-fated journey into perspective. 

Libra Johnny Dephillipo mentions to Libra girlfriend Victoria Fuller that his brother is in jail and somehow fails to mention he was final 3 on Gabby’s season and that weeks later he may still not ready for an engagement. 

Gemini Genevieve Parisi & Virgo Aaron Clancy fight about whether an itch is a low-grade form of pain. The question may or may not be more nuanced than simply a yes or no but I think one  answer is clear: Aaron & Genevieve have no future. 

Libra Moon Ency Abedin “steals” Virgo Moon Andrew Spencer from Capricorn Moon Jessenia Cruz. Jessenia confronts Virgo Moon Andrew . Andrew confronts his unresolved feelings around his long established fantasy of a future with Teddi. Antsy Ency gives Andrew ultimatums then begs Andrew to stay. They all go home. 

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