Episode 132 “Trick or Trick” Halloween Virtual Happy Hour This Week’s Cast: Chris, Yajaira, Dieter, Lisa and Junior Welcome back to Happy Hour! This week Chris, Yajaira and Dieter are joined via Zoom by Lisa & Junior, all dressed up in costume for our Halloween episode! This week we catch up with our Flori-DUH compadres, discuss our costumes, Chris getting picked on by Bobby Kelly, exes reviews, double purchases on Amazon, online dating reviews, social credit, the upcoming election and the failure of the current admin, Top Gun vs Airwolf, Chris & Dieter at the Daily Show circa 1999, Puma, adult stores and toys, the new Borat film, P.R.P.I., and more! If you want to see the shenanigans we were having, this episode is also available on our YouTube Channel and Facebook Watch page. As always, thanks for listening, and enjoy the episode. Just remember, we will be your best friends if you leave us a 5 Star rating and review on Apple Podcasts! Wanna rock some Dinner with Schmucks SWAG??? You know you do! dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com is the official Dinner with Schmucks shop! We’re growing our YouTube channel, and we need you to subscribe today! http://bit.ly/DWSYouTube Check out our Facebook, Instagram & Twitter feeds Facebook - http://bit.ly/Facebook_DWS 
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Episode 131 “Egregious” This Week’s Cast: Chris, Yajaira and Dieter We’re back after a few weeks off, but one episode-less week. Dieter is joining us remote again as our area is dealing with an uptick in Covid cases. We’ve improved the remote setup, so it’s like he’s sitting right next to us! We discuss what Yajaira has learned we are doing all wrong with the podcast, and that brings up its origins. From there we go on a journey of masturbating at work, blumpkins, editing magic, the election season that is upon us, the MLB playoffs, BBQ vs Grilling, TV to fall asleep to, that App life, Dinner, Yajaira’s Cheesecake, nay cheesesteak, social media and text spam, gated communities, names, anger issues, a new Schmuck Files and a lot more! Next week we’re planning our Halloween happy hour episode. Check out our Facebook page for more details ahead of time! As always, thanks for listening, and enjoy the episode. Just remember, we will be your best friends if you leave us a 5 Star rating and review on Apple Podcasts! Wanna rock some Dinner with Schmucks SWAG??? You know you do! dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com is the official Dinner with Schmucks shop! We’re growing our YouTube channel, and we need you to subscribe today! http://bit.ly/DWSYouTube Check out our Facebook, Instagram & Twitter feeds Facebook - http://bit.ly/Facebook_DWS 
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Episode 130.5 “The Best of #EroticRiverview Part 2” This Week’s Cast: Chris, Yajaira, Lisa, Special K and many special guests! It’s time for part 2 of our “Best of #EroticRiverview” series. It’s just like old times as we take a listen to 10 clips from the first 2 season of the Dinner with Schmucks Podcast. 1 (0:53) - Sugar Scrub - From Episode 2 “That Reminds Me Of An Episode Of Friends”
Chris, Yajaira, Lisa, Andrew and Josh talk about Andrew’s new (short lived) hobby. 2 (6:08) - Booty Clap - From Episode 19 “Sex and Drugs and Porn”
Chris, Yajaira, Lisa, and Special-K discuss Chris & Yajaira’s recent trip to Scarlett’s in Ybor City. 3 (10:05) - Dead Squirrels - From Episode 22 “Mice & Chips” A DWS Gamenight
Chris, Yajaira, Lisa, and Special-K are joined by special guests Junior, Maria and Jenna as we play The Game of Things for our Season 1 Holiday Game Night. 4 (18:38) - Tilapia - From Episode 26 “Big Game Food Baby”
Chris, Yajaira, Lisa, Special-K and Josh review the menu at Taco Bell and Burger King. 5 (23:17) - Welcome to the 90’s - From Episode 31 “F*ck Spectrum”
Chris, Yajaira, Lisa, and Special-K bring back everyone’s favorite saying/sound from the 90’s! 6 (26:18) - Overtime - From Episode 34 “#RememberTheDiarrhea” A DWS Gamenight
Chris, Yajaira, Lisa, Special K, Junior, Jenna and Robert have hit the 1st ever Overtime in Dinner with Schmucks Gamenight History! 7 (33:51) - F*cked By A Sawzall - From Episode 48 “Kool-Aid Smile”
Chris, Yajaira, Lisa and Special-K check out this week’s weird Amazon Facebook find. 8 (39:30) - The Fusilli Salad - From Episode 56 “You Just Got Jammed”
Chris, Yajaira, Lisa, Special-K are joined by special guests Martin and Kristen as we try to convince each other what pasta is what. 9 (44:20) - 2 Pump Chump - From Episode 59 “Pink Sock”
Chris, Yajaira, Lisa and Special-K are joined by Junior as they discuss the Hulk Hogan surveillance sex tape. 10 (46:28) - C.A.B. - From Episode 62 “Farewell #EroticRiverview - Part 1, The Deckcast 2.0”
Chris, Yajaira and Special-K are joined by guests Junior and Buford as they sit around the fire, and discuss relationships and C.A.B.’s. As always, thanks for listening, and enjoy the episode. Just remember, we will be your best friends if you leave us a 5 Star rating and review on Apple Podcasts! Wanna rock some Dinner with Schmucks SWAG??? You know you do! dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com is the official Dinner with Schmucks shop! We’re growing our YouTube channel, and we need you to subscribe today! http://bit.ly/DWSYouTube Check out our Facebook, Instagram & Twitter feeds Facebook - http://bit.ly/Facebook_DWS 
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Episode 130 “Grandma Dabs!” This Week’s Cast: Chris, Yajaira and Dieter This Week’s Dinner: London Broil, Mashed Potatoes, Mixed Veggies So this is the episode we were in the middle of recording when we got the news about Special-K two weeks ago. We had just completed our Dr. Dieter Talkback 16 Segment of the week. In editing, we made the decision to cut the episode after that segment. After some crafty work on the behalf of High Stick Creative Audio Services, we present to you a full brand new episode of the Dinner with Schmucks Podcast. Welcome to episode 130! Yajaira is back in the studio again this week, and we jump right into things as we discover something about Dieter that no-one in North America would believe, grandma starts her day right, crazy women, Lindsay Lohan, nice asses, dating a transgender person, bears bears everywhere, the 570, trump asinine vaccine timeline, a new edition of the Schmuck Files featuring “All the best people”, a check in with our favorite Flori-DUH sheriff; Gray Judd, and a new Talkback 16 rounds out this weeks episode. Next week we’ll have our Part 2 of The Best of Erotic Riverivew. 10 more clips from our first 65 episodes featuring our O.G. Crew of Yajaira, Chris, Lisa, and Special-K. As always, thanks for listening, and enjoy the episode. Just remember, we will be your best friends if you leave us a 5 Star rating and review on Apple Podcasts! Wanna rock some Dinner with Schmucks SWAG??? You know you do! dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com is the official Dinner with Schmucks shop! We’re growing our YouTube channel, and we need you to subscribe today! http://bit.ly/DWSYouTube Check out our Facebook, Instagram & Twitter feeds Facebook - http://bit.ly/Facebook_DWS 
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Episode 129.5 "A Tribute to Special-K" - A Memorial Episode Well this is the kind of episode you never want to do. Unfortunately we lost an OG member of our Podcast family last week. Kris aka “Special-K” was killed in a motorcycle accident in Riverview, FL. After the initial shock wore off, we immediately decided that a special episode was in order to celebrate Special-K’s life, and contributions to the Dinner with Schmucks Podcast during our first two seasons. The clips are sequenced in order by date recorded. 13 Special-K Clips and some kind words from special friends will fill your headphones for the next hour and twenty minutes or so. Enjoy this special tribute episode to our Co-Host, Friend and Family member - Kris “Special-K” Monette • 1976-2020 Rest in peace buddy. We love you and miss you. 1) “Dad Jokes” from Episode 4 “She Don’t Like Sweet Meat” - Special K’s 1st appearance on the Podcast (11:59) 2) “Chris ’N Kris Show” from Episode 10.5 “Warm it Up Chris ’N Kris” (13:33) 3) “The Hunt” from Episode 17 “Ghost Semen” (15:14) 4) “Kicked Out Of A Strip Club” from Episode 19 “Sex and Drugs and Porn” (17:39) 5) “Wrong Doug” from Episode 23 “Live from Polk County” (30:57) 6) “Making of a Promo” from Episode 39.5 “The Cutting Room Floor - Vol 01” (33:51) 7) “Happy Birthday” from Episode 34 “Remember the Diarrhea” - Game Night III (47:24) 8) “Special-K Gets a Theme Song” from Episode 43 “The McLoad” (51:25) 9) “Lisa & Special-K Pre-Podcast, Podcast” from Episode 91.5 “The Cutting Room Floor - Vol 02” (54:18) 10) “Kool Aid Smile” from Episode 48 “Kool Aid Smile” (1:03:31) 11) “Special-K’s Bike” from Episode 58 “Rancid Hot Nuts” (1:07:11) 12) “Sharing” from Episode 60 “Midget Earmuffs” (1:10:11) 13) “200lbs of Pressure” from Episode 95 “See You Next Tuesday” (1:13:04) #FUCK2020

Episode 129 “Someday Before Tomorrow” This Week’s Cast: Chris and Dieter Thanks for checking out another brand new episode of Dinner with Schmucks. Chris & Dieter are back from the new studio, well sort of. New studio space, but just at a table in the middle of the room. The weather has taken a drastic turn here in the northeast, and our temporary setting of the back porch just wasn’t going to work this week. This week the show might warrant a subtle “Nerd Alert” as we dig into Saxaphones, 3D printing, Laser Discs and Mini Discs. We also discuss a rumored BNL controversy, Re-Issues and Special Edition album releases, records themselves and turntables, clogged drains and much more. To wrap it all up we have a special treat as we listen back to some early recorded songs by Typical Situation, of which Dieter and Chris were members of. As always, thanks for listening, and enjoy the episode. Just remember, we will be your best friends if you leave us a 5 Star rating and review on Apple Podcasts! Wanna rock some Dinner with Schmucks SWAG??? You know you do! dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com is the official Dinner with Schmucks shop! We’re growing our YouTube channel, and we need you to subscribe today! http://bit.ly/DWSYouTube Check out our Facebook, Instagram & Twitter feeds Facebook - http://bit.ly/Facebook_DWS 
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Episode 128 “Threesome?” This Week’s Cast: Chris, Yajaira and Dieter This Week’s Dinner: Pizza & Pepperoni Rolls Thanks for checking out another brand new episode of Dinner with Schmucks. The three amigo’s are back for another week of fun! This weeks episode is almost divided into 2 parts. Story-time and the Dinner with Schmucks Podcast! All three hosts recount stories and oh-so close encounters of their sexual youth. Yajaira gives us an update on here Married at First Sight obsession, The Real World, Wikipedia & Social Media, Cheesesteaks, VR… It’s just cool, and more! As always, thanks for listening, and enjoy the episode. Just remember, we will be your best friends if you leave us a 5 Star rating and review on Apple Podcasts! Wanna rock some Dinner with Schmucks SWAG??? You know you do! dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com is the official Dinner with Schmucks shop! We’re growing our YouTube channel, and we need you to subscribe today! http://bit.ly/DWSYouTube Check out our Facebook, Instagram & Twitter feeds Facebook - http://bit.ly/Facebook_DWS 
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Episode 127 “Joey Lawrence is Hip” This Week’s Cast: Chris and Dieter This Week’s Dinner: Chicken & Rice Thanks for checking out another brand new episode of Dinner with Schmucks. Chris & Dieter are back yet again for another week not so live from the back porch as we enjoy the waning days of summer here in NEPA. T his week we get to know another part of Dieter’s past, as the puzzle continues to come together thanks to the help of C.A.R.C. Industries Worldwide, Ltd. We discuss plans for our new segment, Dr. Dieter will see you now, a couple of crotchety old men complain about youths, the price of things, and legal fireworks. What traits did you acquire from your parents? We discuss some of those, things you find when you parents die, Blossom (the show and person), everything you would want to know about Paul Rudd, brainwashing, 1984, the 2020 RNC, life during Covid, the other side, and even more! As always, thanks for listening, and enjoy the episode. Just remember, we will be your best friends if you leave us a 5 Star rating and review on Apple Podcasts! Wanna rock some Dinner with Schmucks SWAG??? You know you do! dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com is the official Dinner with Schmucks shop! We’re growing our YouTube channel, and we need you to subscribe today! http://bit.ly/DWSYouTube Check out our Facebook, Instagram & Twitter feeds Facebook - http://bit.ly/Facebook_DWS 
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Episode 126 “NEXT!” This Week’s Cast: Chris, Yajaira and Dieter This Week’s Dinner: Taco Bake Thanks for checking out another brand new episode of Dinner with Schmucks. Another week not so live from the back porch as we enjoy the waning days of summer here in NEPA. Yajaira is back on mic for the 1st time in about a month! We’ve certainly missed her, and she missed everyone! She jumps right into the convo this week as we talk about letters as numbers, ‘Rona weight gain, life with a toddler, Cicadas, new sources of protein, the sketchy motel guy, arranged marriages, online relationships, haptic sex toys, peaking in your 20’s, movies, wrestling, the M. Night Shyamalan TV show, mini discs, and our 1st impromptu segment of “Never Seen It, NEXT!” with District 9. As always, thanks for listening, and enjoy the episode. Just remember, we will be your best friends if you leave us a 5 Star rating and review on Apple Podcasts! Wanna rock some Dinner with Schmucks SWAG??? You know you do! dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com is the official Dinner with Schmucks shop! We’re growing our YouTube channel, and we need you to subscribe today! http://bit.ly/DWSYouTube Check out our Facebook, Instagram & Twitter feeds Facebook - http://bit.ly/Facebook_DWS 
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Episode 125 “Willfully Ignorant” This Week’s Cast: Chris and Dieter Thanks for checking out another brand new episode of Dinner with Schmucks. Another week not so live from the back porch as we enjoy the waning days of summer here in NEPA. This week it’s Chris & Dieter again, and can we say, somewhat more on point this week? Here’s what we discussed this week - the weather, Matchbox 20, Hall and Oates, file sharing, ‘Round Midnight, Sisters, microwaves, masks, street performers, Joe Rogan, weed, fuck 2020, getting older, showers (not golden), and much more. As always, thanks for listening, and enjoy the episode. Just remember, we will be your best friends if you leave us a 5 Star rating and review on Apple Podcasts! Wanna rock some Dinner with Schmucks SWAG??? You know you do! dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com is the official Dinner with Schmucks shop! We’re growing our YouTube channel, and we need you to subscribe today! http://bit.ly/DWSYouTube Check out our Facebook, Instagram & Twitter feeds Facebook - http://bit.ly/Facebook_DWS 
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