Didn't Ask with Ohtani Johnson
Didn't Ask with Ohtani Johnson
Ohtani Johnson
Every Thursday, Ohtani Johnson speaks on the random topics that pass through his wandering mind. You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll make sure your mom isn't listening.
Didn't Ask with Ohtani Johnson Ep. 31
WERE BACK YOU SLUTTY LIL SLUTS! After a 3 month hiatus Ohtani is back to being bois!What the fuck i have been up to: moved into new place with the gf (2:00), I am a peloton whore now (6:30), trips i went on to Jackson Hole, LA, SLC (9:00)Coachella recap (20:00)Some Current Events: There's a war going on (38:00), Johnny Depp vs. Amber Turd (41:00), Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian update (48:00)SEGMENTSHorny Corner: US Population (53:00)Be Bois Moment (56:00)
Apr 28, 2022
59 min
Didn't Ask with Ohtani Johnson Ep. 30
Hello you holiday slutty bois and girls! I recorded a back to back pod! REJOICE!I am boosted up and ready to attack the world (1:00)The Legend of El Guapo: My HS Bong (8:00)Jack in the Box and Del Taco Combinaysh (17:00)Buying things of a new apartment is far too adult for ya boi (24:00)Ohtani answers YOUR questions (28:00)SEGMENTSHorny Corner: Jussie Smollet (44:00)Be Bois Moment of the Week (48:00)Ohtani's Oopsies: I Ruined the Cuomo Brothers (50:00)
Dec 9, 2021
53 min
Didn't Ask with Ohtani Johnson Ep. 29
Oh shit.... ya boi is back after a month off! Excuse the acoustics in the new studio in Tahoe! It's Episode 29 and we talking topics that do be hitting!What I've been up to and the pains of moving (1:00)Thanksgiving and blacking out with your homies the night before (8:00)2 (or 4) weeks of news in 2 minutes (13:30)Christmas Movie Tiers (15:30)Spotify Wrapped (26:00)The Bachelor and Bachelorette System is Broken. Love isn't Real (30:00)SEGMENTSHorny Corner: The Cuomo's (34:00)Be Bois Moment of the Week (36:00)Ohtani's Oopsies: Michigan beating the Buckeyes (39:00)
Dec 2, 2021
43 min
Didn't Ask with Ohtani Johnson Ep. 28
WE BACK YOU SLUTS! It's episode 28 and were getting dirty!Outside Lands 2021 Recap (1:00)2 Weeks of News in 2 Minutes (22:00)People who celebrate Christmas too early should be euthanized (24:00)Pete Davison once again out kicks his coverage (30:00)I am announcing resignation from Public Accounting (35:00)Me and the bois are going to destroy Cancun (41:00)SEGMENTSHorny Corner: The Voyeurs (45:00)Be Bois Moment: Precipitation (50:00)
Nov 4, 2021
54 min
Didn't Ask with Ohtani Johnson Ep. 27
Whaddup you slutty lil fighter jets! Its episode 27 and JP is back with vengeance!!! Sorry forgot an intro heheFleet Week Recap (1:00)The Zodiac Killer is Gary and JP LOVES him (9:00)John Gruden is racist and we all saw it coming (14:00)We got way too political about Kyrie's anti-vax stance (21:00)Celestial Update: Our Thoughts on what's going on in Space (28:00)Steve Harwell, lead singer of Smash Mouth, is a quitter (34:00)SEGMENTSHorny Corner: DC Comics (41:00)Be Bois Moment of the Week (46:00)
Oct 14, 2021
54 min
Didn't Ask with Ohtani Johnson Ep. 26
Whaddup Whaddup you SLAGSSS! Its time for the episode 26 aka the birthday pod! Nothing really special about it just you know... the 26th one.Trip to Austin, ACL and a ruined birthday surprise (1:00)2 Weeks of News in 2 Minutes (8:30)Kids in Africa Living In an Alternate Sports Reality (11:00)Pets Die, Veterinarians Are Sick Fucks (16:00)Ohtani Told You So: OSU 1H Spread is soooooo back (24:00)SEGMENTSHorny Corner: URBAN MEYER (27:00)Be Bois Moment of the Week (33:00)
Oct 7, 2021
38 min
Didn't Ask with Ohtani Johnson Ep. 25
My slutty little children! I'm back again... with episode 25 BABY!Creeps who paint/draw other people on public transportation gotta stop (2:00)2 Weeks of News in 2 Minutes (8:00)Parents are SO desperate for our attention (10:00)I wish I was MGK and/or Travis Barker but I'm gonna pretend I'm mad about it (17:00)Alex Murdaugh Story is very fucked but Hollywood is foaming at the mouth for the script (23:00)SEGMENTSHorny Corner: Lane Kiffin (30:00)Be Bois Moment of the Week (36:00)Ohtani's Opties: OSU 1H Spread (40:00)
Sep 23, 2021
45 min
Didn't Ask with Ohtani Johnson Ep. 24
Welcome back you slutty babou's! We be back delivering the content you crave!Wedding SZN and I am the MVP (1:00)Breaking News Update from the Past 2 weeks (12:00)SPORTZ!OSU 1st half spread is the best thing since sliced bread (14:00)NFL and RedZone are back and here's some tips to enjoy it properly (19:00)Not SPORTZ! Ohtani's Top 5 Drummer's of All Time (29:00)SEGMENTSHorny Corner: Honey Boo Boo's Boyfriend (37:00)Be Bois Update: Bill Clinton... sort of (40:00)Bachelor in Paradise vs. FBoy Island (45:00)
Sep 9, 2021
54 min
Didn't Ask with Ohtani Johnson Ep. 23
What is good my slutty lil listeners! We BACK with the Jordan Pod! State/County Fairs are a waste of money (1:00)I think my mom is going to Splash House (8:00)McDonald's Ice Cream Machine Justice (16:00)The Taliban is back... oh shit (27:00)SEGMENTSHorny Corner: Humming Toadfish of Sausalito (30:00)Bachelorette Finale, Bach in Paradise and Senior Citizen Bachelor (36:00)Be Bois Moment of the Week (46:00)Turbo Roommate Update (49:00)
Aug 18, 2021
52 min
Didn't Ask with Ohtani Johnson Ep. 22
Whaddup Slutty McGoobers! Its Episode 22 and we now feel irrelevant! We still out here giving ya some dank lil content on this day!We do NOT fuck with the delta variant (1:00)I went to a club and etched out... and I LOVED it (8:00)WOAT (worst of all time) of the Week: Airplane Seat Recliners (15:00)Celebrities are hiding their alcoholism via making alcohol companies (21:00)SEGMENTSHorny Corner: Gov. Andrew Cuomo (26:00)Bachelorette Week's 7-9 Update (32:00)Be Bois Moment of the Week (50:00)
Aug 5, 2021
53 min
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