I miss the days staying up late. Falling asleep to the TV and waking up to ol Billy Mays. Trying to sell you some shit you didn't want but bought anyway. Then along came Vince from slap Chop yelling that "you're gonna like my nuts'. Billy ODs on Oxiclean, Vince gets arrested after fighting a "working girl" not a prostitute. And i have Officially started a Snuggie cult. Facebook.com/dickingaroundwithcarldick Instagram.com/therealcarld83 YouTube.com/dickingaroundwithcarldick Mixer.com/suckaphish83 Twitter.com/therealcarld83

Sir? Pull up your pants and put your phone away. Is pornogarphy an addiction? Do you need therapy? Will those callouses ever go away? These are all questions we answer. Sort of. So grab the KY and join me down this slippery slope into what could possibly be just that. An addiction. facebook.com/dickingaroundwithcarldick @therealcarld83 on the gram YouTube.com/dickingaroundwithcarldick for the latest videos Mixer.com/suckaphish83 for game streams

Sitting at home with Carl Dick hard.... shout out to 2 live crew. Ever go down the binge worthy YouTube rabbit hole while quietly resting on the lazyboy in your thong or underwear. Hey no judgement. Just a heavy helping of Alex Jones for 6 hours straight. Yeah me too. Are you addicted? Do you need therapy? Will you move out of your moms basement soon? These are all questions we answer. Sort of instagram.com/therealcarld83 twitter.com/therealcarld83 facebook.com/dickingaroundwithcarldick Youtube.com/dickingaroundwithcarldick for the latest videos Mixer.com/suckaphish83