Designated Drinker
Designated Drinker
Designated Drinker
Does alcohol really make movies better? Or does it actually make things much, much worse? Emily Cowles-Naja and Morgan Williams embark on a quest to find out. Each week one host downs (at least) an entire bottle of wine and the other stays sober and hopes for the best. Join us as we discuss movies we half-remember as being good when we were kids while one of us is drunk and the other is stone-cold sober.
New Moon
Join the gals as they attempt to tackle the Twilight Saga a second time- but this time with additional werewolves!! Join the gals as they debate Jacob's wig, why Jacob is a better fit for Bella than the boring wooden Edward. Will Emily admit that this film is terrible??? Why does Emily like these movies so much??? And what or who is Face Punch????? Join the gals this week and find out!!!!
Oct 5, 2021
1 hr 19 min
Step Up
Welcome back to Designated Drinker! After over a year hiatus due to unforeseen pandemic-related issues, the gals are back! And this time they brought a special guest with them- the hot and spicy Emma Howes! Join the gals as they talk about Emma's experiences on the streets, whether or not Channing Tatum is attractive, and the wider Step Up Universe. Let's endure!
Jul 25, 2021
1 hr 7 min
You Don't Mess With The Zohan
It's 2020 and the gals are about to mess with the Zohan! We welcome our first extra special guest of the new year, Emma Pollit!! Join the girls as they try to find out just who is the Zohan?? Why should he not be messed with?? How many hummus jokes before it gets old? And is this the movie that is going to finally solve the Israeli–Palestinian conflict???? Let's endure!!
Jan 18, 2020
1 hr 16 min
House of the Geg
The gals are back with a spooky halloween special!!!! Join them for the Uwe Boll 2003 classic video-game zombie movie House of the Dead! Will there be a scene that lasts more than 15 seconds?? How many titties will there be in the final titty tally??? And who exactly is Geg??? Tune in to find out!! Let's endure!!
Oct 31, 2019
1 hr 28 min
Shallow Hal
Get ready to get gooped!! The gals sit down to watch Shallow Hal and have several questions, including what exactly are the rules of this movie? Is Tim Robbins a life guru or a magician? Why does Gwyneth Paltrow have such tiny hands??? Join us this week to maybe find out answers to these questions but also probably not!!! Let's Endure!!!
Jul 22, 2019
1 hr 29 min
Vampire Academy
This week the gals have a guest- the wonderful and talented Grace Cohen! Join us as we attempt to puzzle through the fast-paced, nonsensical classic Vampire Academy! Will we ever find the answers to our most pressing questions- what on earth is going on? Will the frog ever be released from the princess' mouth? and who exactly is Kenneth and why is he invulnerable? Let's endure! You can get Grace's book Calling this Body Home at: https://burningeye.bigcartel.com/product/calling-this-body-home-by-grace-cohen
Jun 20, 2019
1 hr 43 min
Tiptoes
The gals are coming back atcha with a romcom which includes Gary Oldman shuffling about on his knees! Join them as they discuss Mr Oldman's famous moose soup, how much his knees rub rub rubbed on the ground as he walked, and how Matthew Mcconaughey probably doesn't, but certainly looks like he'd slip something in your drink and then take you home! Let's endure!!!!
May 31, 2019
1 hr 12 min
Post Drinks- Reefer Madness
In this week's minisode the girls try to make their way through the original bad movie- Reefer Madness. Both the girls are drinking this week, and as they get drunker they ask- does reefer really do that? How many lives will be taken by this reefer? How much more reefer can one person take???? Bring a drink and join us for our first ever post drinks!!
Mar 14, 2019
25 min
Life Size
The gals are back and are tackling the Tyra Banks Lindsay Lohan classic, Life Size! Will Emily be able to figure out what this movie is about with no background info on it at all??? Will Tyra Banks be able to fuck that creepy serial killer-looking dad? And most importantly, will Lindsay Lohan be able to resurrect her dead mom???? Tune in and find out!!
Feb 22, 2019
1 hr 4 min
The Holiday
Happy holidays drinkers!!! In honour of this most festive season, we watch the greatest Christmas film of them all, The Holiday! Join the gals as we muddle through this semi-modern Christmas classic and try to answer the most pressing questions this film presents, like who are those kids who look like they have tuberculosis? Why won't Cameron Diaz stop running? And of course, who exactly is Kate Winslet's love interest in this movie, Jack Black, or this old guy called Arthur?? Join us as we (festively) endure!!!
Dec 24, 2018
1 hr 11 min
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