Which is better: Riverdale, or The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina? Neither. They're both trash, and that's why we love them. In this episode, Raina represents Sabrina, and Stevie enthusiastically trash talks Riverdale. 

Content Warnings: Spoilers for The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina Season 3. No hard spoilers for Riverdale, but there is discussion of events from early in Season 4. 

Other warnings: Raina eats a wonton, Stevie's cats thunder up and down their cat tree, and Stevie hijacks the show to plug their new fandom. 

"Hey what IS that pyramid scheme Stevie wouldn't shut up about?" Don't worry, Stevie's got you. You can read their primer for The Untamed right here. 

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