Today we present Johnny Caligula on the greatest divorce story of all time: Professor X & Magneto, of The X-Men. They're playing chess, they're raising kids (kind off), they're ....madly in love. It's basically canon. 

Content Warnings for: Not much! Except... Shrek-like Scottish accents. Apologies. 

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