he'll steal your boat, he'll steal your booty, and he'll steal your heart. it's BLACKBEARD! the villain of One Piece, the villain of Spongebob, and the villain of 18th century colonists. it may be late March.... but it's still NAUTICAL NOVEMBER, BABY

Take a splash with two nauti boys for Maritime March's blockbuster installment of Deep Dive in the Shallow End.  Drowning is definitively the most fascinating way to die and we're here to tell you why. From the invention of drowning to folks who drowned just yesterday, Kris and Jeremy will forcibly hold your head under this wave of wet podcast information.

NAUTICAL NOVEMBER isn't always smooth sailing... from boat crashes to float smashes, here's some ships that certainly weren't too big to fail

Her crew was the inspiration for 'Pirates of the Caribbean' (both the film and the ride) and she was one of the coolest pirates to grace the seven seas, so join Captain 'Capsized Kaplowitz' and his scurvy first mate 'Clamshells Casey' as they discuss this salty seaward C word. You know just from the title this one's lit — Nautical November, babyyyyyyyyyyyy

And the Academy Award for cutest little guy goes to.... Scruffles the Cat! Here's a list of the greatest animal actors to ever grace the silver screen

happy holidays from the Deep Dive Dudes!!!

Avian expert Jeremy Kaplowitz and his bird-brained pal Kris Casey get together to rank the Earth's most powerful birds. Eagles, penguins, and everything in between. Who has the most delicious eggs? Who has the hottest chicks? Who has most detachable corkscrew dicks? Right wing or Left wing? Wingspan or Lifespan? What are Cockadoodledoos and don'ts? Flock around and find out

In June of 1962, inmates Clarence Anglin, John Anglin, and Frank Morris escaped from Alcatraz Federal Penitentiary, a maximum-security prison on Alcatraz Island. The FBI tracked them down for years, but were never able to find the trio — stating, decades later, that the men must have drowned in the freezing waters of the San Francisco Bay. Two young podcasters by the name of Kris Casey and Jeremy Kaplowitz, however, do not believe this is the case. And in fact, they firmly believe that if one is able to escape from Alcatraz Island and swim their way to safety, they should have all crimes against them dropped by the United States government. This the story of those three men told by those two podcasters. This is....... ESCAPE from ALCATRAZ.

*DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE* You don't need to watch the film to enjoy the podcast. Terrible comic book movie experts Kris Casey and Jeremy Kaplowitz will guide you through through the "plot"

In the thrilling conclusion to our two part Horrifying-tober ("the 'tober so horrifying it's in 'vember" -slogan pending-) special, our heroes discuss the devilish delicacy known as The Long Pig. You are what you eat, and I'm only human baby