Kai Nocturne, 43, died the way they had lived: skydiving with dolphins on some exceptional hallucinogens. **Content Warning: Impalement Support the Show and access bonus content, bloopers, & more: https://www.patreon.com/deathbydyingpod Created by Evan Gulock & Niko Gerentes Associate Producers – Luis Resto, Samariel Koster, Robert Gulock, Jordan Percle, Angel Acevedo, Merijn Hardeman Sensitivity Reader – Fern Fernald Voice Actors: Obituary Writer / Panicked Bread Factory Worker – Evan Gulock Oldest Man in Crestfall / Butcher / Chester the Goat / Friendly Cult Member / The Cosmic Spud – Niko Gerentes Flamethrower Girl Scout – BriElle Achterhof Jimmy Hawkins, Private Investigator – Ryan Goldsher Kai Nocturne – T.H. Ponders Linda Romper – Nina Butterly Pastor Jane – Simran Bal Cult Leader – Kristi Boulton Additional Voices Provided by The DePaul BFA 4 Class of 2023 Re-Recording Mixer – Beau Milkis Recording Engineers – Niko Gerentes, BriElle Achterhoff, David Langley, and Logan Reeves. Music – Doug Maxwell, Scott Buckley, Steven O’Brien, Christopher J. Cozzi, Niko Gerentes, Tyops, Migfus20, Kevin MacLeod, Nicolas Gasparini, Dan Lebowitz “I Wanna Wear Your Skin, Baby” by The Bally-Go-Backward Boys: Arranged & Produced – Alex Brinkley, Niko Gerentes, Evan Gulock Singer – Niko Gerentes Lyrics – Evan Gulock Trumpet – Michael Van Bodegom-Smith Clarinet – Adam Dib A Very Special Thanks to Our Featured Patrons: Megan Houghton, Isabelle Joe, and Bobbie Parker. And four wittle boops on the nose to Bri, Henry, Kate, and Gav Farmer for their contributions to the look of the man-eating cats. Our eternal gratitude to Matthew Cunningham and George Zarr. Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners Credits and Transcript: https://deathbydyingpod.com/obituary-09 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A new episode of Death by Dying, "Obituary 09: Kai Died," is coming 4/27! (April 20th for Patreon members.) Get caught up on Season 2 now! Join us for a Crestfallen night of man-eating cats, amateur sleuthing, and nefarious farms… ALL HAIL THE COSMIC SPUD. Support Us Today: https://www.patreon.com/deathbydyingpod Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Death by Dying will return with "Obituary 09: Kai Died" on April 27th, 2026! Keep your eyes peeled on our feed for a trailer coming very soon... In the meantime, we'd like to share the first episode of We Fix Space Junk because they just launched their fourth season! Whether you're an old fan or new, make sure to check them out and catch up so you can listen to their new episodes. They are currently in release. Check them out here: https://linktr.ee/WeFixSpaceJunk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

While The Obituary Writer cooks up his next obituary, we wanted to share our interview on Love Da Beat Radio’s The LOL Show with Chris Smith! We had a fantastic time chatting with Chris about the origins of Death by Dying, our favorite jokes, and teasing future episodes. We hope you enjoy, and make sure to check out Chris’s show, The LOL Show, here: https://www.lovedabeatradio.co.uk/service-page/the-lol-show You can also *watch* the interview here: https://youtu.be/mwBwoODHKB0?si=MuMBT-BQyhpP8Ixx Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The bell tolled for Boundaby Dunfort, 26, and then the bell crushed Boundaby Dunfort, 26. **Content Warning: Gore, Depiction of someone being crushed to death, Depiction of someone standing on a high-up ledge. Support the Show and access bonus content, bloopers, & more: https://www.patreon.com/deathbydyingpod Created by Evan Gulock & Niko Gerentes Associate Producers – Luis Resto, Samariel Koster, Robert Gulock, Jordan Percle, Angel Acevedo, Merijn Hardeman Credits: Pastor Jane – Simran Bal Leroy/Butcher/Chester – Niko Gerentes Obituary Writer/Button-Eyed Raven – Evan Gulock Boundaby Dunfort – Gordon Johnson Mia Jasper – Iridian Fierro Walter Grimsly – Donovan Mullings Angel of Death – Lauren Denby Susan Collick – Whitney Dottery Sharron from Sharron’s Shoe Emporium – Samariel Koster Chandler Brown – Calvin Brown Geraldine Portidge – Finlay Stevenson Jonathan Jackson – Alexander Stepanek Additional Voices Provided by The DePaul BFA 4 Class of 2023 Re-Recording Mixer – Beau Milkis Additional recording by studio engineers Dave Langley and Logan Reeves at The Foxhole Chicago Music – Niko Gerentes, Savfk, Steven O’Brien, Audionautix, Tyops, Hayden Folker, Scott Buckley, Doug Maxwell, Heidi Harris “Two Lovebirds” by the Bally-Go-Backward Boys – Arranged and performed by Noah Baldwin and Evan Gulock Special Thanks to Our Featured Patrons: Rowan MacBean & Dante Smith Eternal Gratitude to Matthew Cunningham and George Zarr Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners Credits and Transcript: https://deathbydyingpod.com/obituary-08 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Death by Dying Season 2 returns October 27th, 2025 with a brand new obituary! A new pastor, a mysterious death, a rival detective, The Obituary Writer being totally, definitely, completely FINE -- ah yes, it feels good to be back in Crestfall. Support Us Today: https://www.patreon.com/deathbydyingpod Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Death by Dying Season 2 will return! We thank everyone for their patience. In the meantime, today we’re sharing a new episode from the horror anthology podcast DEVOUR AUDIOFILES. This story was written and narrated by our very own E.T. Gulock! So if you have missed his dulcet tones as the Obituary Writer, we hope you enjoy this twisted journey into a different kind of Dark Woods… DEVOUR is a digital publication focusing on horror and genre short stories with a cinematic twist. Periodically, they produce audio versions of these stories, which they release as episodes of their podcast, DEVOUR AUDIOFILES, which you can listen to anywhere you find your podcasts. If you’d like to read DEVOUR stories with your own eyeballs, visit devour-journal.com. Grab your chainsaws and brace yourselves for… “Haustorium” CONTENT WARNING: Suicidal ideation, cancer, self-harm, body horror, references to assault, child abuse Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A lonesome cosmonaut traverses the universe in search of his lost friend. Previously a Patreon Exclusive, the full version of the Crestfallen children's book "The Lonely Astronaut", featured in "Obituary 02: Lillian Died", is now available to everyone! Support Us Today: https://www.patreon.com/deathbydyingpod Created by Evan Gulock & Niko Gerentes Voiceover Narration by George Zarr Music: Nicolas Gasparini & Steven O'brien Credits and Transcript: https://deathbydyingpod.com/the-lonely-astronaut Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mei Lou, 63, passed away peacefully in the night… after burning to death in a fire that destroyed her entire home. **Content Warning: Reference to burning to death, Discussions of Grief Support Us Today: https://www.patreon.com/deathbydyingpod Created by Evan Gulock & Niko Gerentes Sensitivity Reader: Kienna Shaw Associate Producers – Luis Resto, Samariel Koster, Robert Gulock, Jordan Percle, Angel Acevedo Credits: The Obituary Writer – Evan Gulock Fen Lou – Erika Ishii Mia Jasper – Iridian Fierro The Wild Man / The Butcher / Chester the Goat / Shady Sea Captain / OW's First Lover – Niko Gerentes Eugene Portage – Noah Baldwin Grandma Lou – Su Ling Chan Additional Voices Provided by The DePaul BFA 4 Class of 2023 Music – Niko Gerentes, Steven O’Brien, Migfus20, ErikMMusic, Tyops “The Obituary Writer’s Ditty” Arranged by Niko Gerentes Sung by Noah Baldwin & Niko Gerentes With Lyrics by Evan Gulock & Niko Gerentes “The Wailing Wharf Widow” Arranged & Sung by Noah Baldwin With Lyrics by Evan Gulock & Niko Gerentes Portions of this episode were recorded at The Foxhole Chicago by studio engineer Dave Langley. Special Thanks to Our Featured Patrons: Aster Kubo & Hei Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners Credits and Transcript: https://deathbydyingpod.com/obituary-07 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices