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Sometimes you have to leave before the party is over. But that doesn't mean we won't see you again. Tune in for some laugher, tears and a bit of porn noises. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

IT"S OUR FOURTH ANNIVERSARY!!! We are LIVE in New York City at CAVEAT and we are going to GRAB some BAGs tonight! See what happens when we drag Moth up to the big city and give her a glass of wine. The Lower East Side will never be the same. Clip in your belly button ring, spray on your Elizabeth Taylor's: White Diamonds and descend down the stairs to the sub-basement where we will be raising a Mead-filled glass at four years of frivolity, letters, advice, sour stomach's and plenty of alcohol! START THE TYPEWRITER!!! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

If your phone rings, don't pick it up. You'll get RIPPED OFF. It's just Erin disguising her voice saying that she is trapped in Newark and needs you to send $5000 to her account so she can return home safely. It's a hoax. Cause no one goes to Newark. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

WARNING: Today's episode may be ALARMING to some. Don't be surprised if you start hearing sirens go off, It's just that we are illegally breaking in to your funny bone and most likely leaving all of our fingerprints behind. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

This week we are going up, up and away to the world of AIRLINE TRAVEL. Should pressure drop at any time in the Maha'a Tiki Lounge, feel free to check under your barstool for a barf bag. Enjoy the show. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

We've hired a DETECTIVE to find where are last bits of sanity have disappeared to. With the help of Jessica Fletcher and a Specialty Cocktail, we should have this mystery solved in just over an hour. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Huge guest/topic in the Maha'a Tiki Lounge this week. Well, we assume he's always with us. We are leaving a live mic on if he has anything to say. Please welcome, Mr. JESUS. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Hope you have the TIME to fit us in this week. If you don't please find the time before we run out of time...........................the topic is time. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

You play with FIRE you get burned. You drink a Specialty Cocktail out of the Maha'a Tiki Bar, there'a a fire in your belly. See the parallels? ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Starting the month off with a GRAB BAG is like driving thru a toll booth and finding out it's free that day. What an unexpected surprise where you get booze at the end of your journey. Everyone wins this week! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★