Trigger warning - this episode gets gross. This is our last episode of Season 2 and we’re going out with a bang (and an almost barf — sorry, Carey)! We’re coming full circle with our final subway series discussion - a long list of complaints about all the heinous things people can do while commuting. We also talk about people’s tendency to masturbate near books, revisit one of Kelsey’s happy places, and have a collective happy place with best bestie best Fox’s impending arrival. And for real, Carey almost throws up — consider yourself warned!

3 best friends arguing about best friends??? Meta. We take a few diversions to check in on Honey boo boo and Mama June, but we end up exactly where you'd expect: Mike Pence. Kelsey also takes us on a tour of her TV favorites (Pizza show 4 LIFE) and we all take a ride with her on an out-of-control wave machine. Jump on board, hold onto your pants, and grab your BFF!

Buckle up and put on a poncho: Carey's about to throw a free cup of coffee in your face. As they make their way through the Starbucks drive-through and a nest of coaxial cables, the gals pay it forward — all the way to the moon. Accompanied by bootleg versions of America's favorite toys, they dish out some advice along the way. It's a hob nob life...or not?