This ain’t any after school special: based on a true story, that tackles the hard topics of apartheid and racial injustice, The Color of Friendship (2000) examines friendship & inequality in the face of adversity. Candy and Suede get wrecked and examine racist trash, the groovy 70s, how birds work, and tips to not be an asshole in 2021.

Ever felt like you just didn’t belong? Maybe felt you were a little...different than the rest of your family? When Scott Marshall hits his 14th birthday, he realizes he will never measure up to the extraordinary abilities of his family-who happen to all be superheroes. We’ve got an all-star cast, many thanks to Robert Townsend who directs and stars, for one of the earliest Black superhero families to grace film. Don’t worry, there’s still plenty of camp for Candy and Suede to rag on with brainwashing, broccoli everything, and foil ball dodging as we fly higher and higher in the new millennium with Up, Up, and Away

Giddy up losers, we’re going to Disneyland...or maybe just a crappy kiddie corral. After being a major dick to his younger cousin, Tommy, spoiled-ass LA hot shot Michael is forced to pony up on some hard labor at their cattle ranch. From fence building to shit slinging, Tommy serves Michael some harsh reality and whoops him into shape. Saddle up for some unbridled humor with Candy and Suede as we discuss Horse Sense (1999) starring Joey and Andrew Lawrence (and a flirty cameo from Matthew).

Blamed for a recent string of impressively destructive town pranks, teenage Franny takes on help from her brother’s imaginary friend, Larry, by making some grotesque potions and elaborate inventions to defeat the evil Boogey...person?! Candy and Suede roast one of the most obnoxious characters of all time and offensively discuss the scientific method, mass hypnosis, gender inclusion, and solid waste engineering over a cold one in the nightmarish DCOM, Don’t Look Under the Bed.

Do you like science, hockey, floppy disks, college parties, multiple personalities, Roger Rabbit, bad dancing, terrible graphics, and bouncy balls? Then Genius (1999) is the smart choice! 13 year-old college student and science prodigy, Charlie Boyle, runs the ultimate experiment by reinventing himself as Chaz, a fun loving jokester, and reenrolls in Jr. high to win the heart of young Emmy Rossum. Charlie may be a teen genius, but is he smart enough to make friends? Join us for booze, buds and offensive commentary.

Are you a sky? Are you an urchin? In this episode we hit the slopes with everyones favorite surfer turned snowboarder and all around good dude, "Johnny Tsunami". Theres alcohol, drugs and just enough fresh pow to make you want to risk it all on a downhill race for a mountain you don't even own.

"The House Is Jumpin" with Suede's first tv crush, alexa before alexa, the future as we know it, and some really bad dance moves. Join us for offensive commentary, burps, and the creepiest DCOM scene we've to date.

On this episode Candy and Suede watch "The 13th Year" join us for a deep DIVE (get it?) into merm culture. There's drinking, drugs, nerd's, weirdo's, teens in speedo's, the weirdest name in show biz and enough offensive commentary to get us through one hell of a flick.

Finally parents who care about their child. This Episode we watch "Can Of Worms". It's chalk full of famous people, gross aliens, offensive commentary, and barking dogs. Pop open a cold one and enjoy.

Zeetus La Peetus guys it's "Zenon Girl Of The 21st Century". Please join us for offensive commentary, stellar outfits, inky bad guys, a possibly fake horse, and the most awesome concert outer space has ever seen.