Dancing About Architecture
Dancing About Architecture
Joe Canose and Scotty
Performers Joe Canose and close friend Scotty get together once a week to discuss the finer points of nothing in particular. Inspired by their daily lives in San Francisco, this podcast covers everything from the inane to the completely inappropriate. Listening to Joe and Scotty is like that one time you got stuck in an elevator with all the interns on their first day, and there was that one with the weird thing on her face, but, like... surprisingly nice legs. But, you couldn't even pay attention to those nice legs because the fat one wouldn't stop eating a bag of chips in your ear, while the chatty one went on an on about studying abroad in Australia.
Episode 10 - Korean Baseball Sandwiches
Irrational Belief - Scotty sometimes sees someone smile for the first time and he instantly hates them. Irrational Belief - Joe thinks he should eat more pancakes. How do you live like that? Prince William’s hair. Picture this: Scotty’s wife sleep talking Picture this: Is there any correlation between a Murphy Bed and Murphy’s Law? Watching N & S Korean leaders plant a tree together. Kim Jong Un and Moon-jae in
May 11, 2018
54 min
Episode 9 - "Snowflake" "Destroys" "Alt-Right" "Comedians"
In this episode of Dancing About Architecture, Joe and Scotty invite Mitchell to join them and discuss some light topics, such as Hobo Pro-Tips, 5-Star homosexuals, and culling the population.
Apr 6, 2018
1 hr 9 min
We Never Talk About Our Dicks
Scotty and Joe discuss quite a few "How Do You Live With Yourself" segments, a few bits about dreaming, and a "Psychedelic Onion" about a car crash Joe was in. We've started to keep track of the amount of times Scotty says "Absolutely", and punched in a few strange overdubs. Enjoy!
Feb 18, 2018
1 hr 10 min
Like a Podcast Episode... But Gay.
Scotty and Joe talk about annoying Trump hate, child molesters, and some useful new ways to use the word "quaint". Scotty adds a very meta item to his Mom Box. How adding "but gay", really can improve anything.
Jan 8, 2018
1 hr 7 min
To Infinity And Beyond!
Scotty and Joe bring back a discussion about autoerotic asphyxiation parties. Foreskin calamari turns up the mom box. It was a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
Dec 9, 2017
43 min
Like a Gargoyle, What’s Pie? Squirrels are Rats, Orgasm Soundscapes, A Taste of Infinity. Scotty’s Favorite Subject.
Scotty and Joe discuss the finer points of: * Terrible Friend Archetype: The Naive Nincompoop * Motto: I’m smarter than I am * Core Desire: To be special * Goal: To be their facade * Biggest Fear: Having your stupidity exposed * Strategy: Surround yourself with people of equal or lesser intelligence * Weakness: People smarter than me * Special Talent: Wearing ignorance like a suit of armor * Mom Box * Joe: A series of recordings of my own orgasms * Scotty: A barbie with dirty hypodermic needles for legs * How Do You Live Like That? Those old or fat people who take little baby steps and walk really slow and take forever to get anywhere.
Nov 3, 2017
53 min
We're Sorry
Joe and Scotty Discuss how not to be an idiot, one of Joe's Illogical Beliefs, and some other bullshit.
Oct 25, 2017
37 min
Free Cupcake
Scotty has a full day of Stranger Danger, the guys have some new Illogical Beliefs, promote Sarah Zucker, introduce a new segment called How Not To Be An Idiot, they reveal a new Terrible Friend Archetype, and Dr. Strangebody stops by and his accent changes a few times.
Oct 13, 2017
47 min
Unmistakable Jerk-Off Action, Stick Man, Pumpkin Spice Latte Ex, Construction-y Voice
Scotty and Joe discuss some homeless Stranger Danger in SF, some more of their Illogical Beliefs, a new segment called Psychedelic Onions, they add some items to their Mom Boxes, discover a Social Media Hero of the Week in @watchmeharmony, Joe pictures a very strange eating disorder, and the Regressive Progressive Terrible Friend Archetype. Also, a visit from Dr. Strangebody to give Joe and Scotty some medical advice.
Sep 29, 2017
41 min
Pre-op Nazis, Psychological Boners, Come on my Irish Exit
Joe and Scotty riff on and discuss some concepts around the following segments. * Stranger Danger * Illogical Beliefs * Your Mom Box * Picture This * Terrible Friend Archetypes * Dr. Strangebody
Sep 22, 2017
40 min