
Irrational Belief - Scotty sometimes sees someone smile for the first time and he instantly hates them.
Irrational Belief - Joe thinks he should eat more pancakes.
How do you live like that? Prince William’s hair.
Picture this: Scotty’s wife sleep talking
Picture this: Is there any correlation between a Murphy Bed and Murphy’s Law?
Watching N & S Korean leaders plant a tree together. Kim Jong Un and Moon-jae in
May 11, 2018
54 min

In this episode of Dancing About Architecture, Joe and Scotty invite Mitchell to join them and discuss some light topics, such as Hobo Pro-Tips, 5-Star homosexuals, and culling the population.
Apr 6, 2018
1 hr 9 min

Scotty and Joe discuss quite a few "How Do You Live With Yourself" segments, a few bits about dreaming, and a "Psychedelic Onion" about a car crash Joe was in. We've started to keep track of the amount of times Scotty says "Absolutely", and punched in a few strange overdubs. Enjoy!
Feb 18, 2018
1 hr 10 min

Scotty and Joe talk about annoying Trump hate, child molesters, and some useful new ways to use the word "quaint". Scotty adds a very meta item to his Mom Box. How adding "but gay", really can improve anything.
Jan 8, 2018
1 hr 7 min

Scotty and Joe bring back a discussion about autoerotic asphyxiation parties. Foreskin calamari turns up the mom box. It was a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
Dec 9, 2017
43 min

Scotty and Joe discuss the finer points of:
* Terrible Friend Archetype: The Naive Nincompoop
* Motto: I’m smarter than I am
* Core Desire: To be special
* Goal: To be their facade
* Biggest Fear: Having your stupidity exposed
* Strategy: Surround yourself with people of equal or lesser intelligence
* Weakness: People smarter than me
* Special Talent: Wearing ignorance like a suit of armor
* Mom Box
* Joe: A series of recordings of my own orgasms
* Scotty: A barbie with dirty hypodermic needles for legs
* How Do You Live Like That? Those old or fat people who take little baby steps and walk really slow and take forever to get anywhere.
Nov 3, 2017
53 min

Joe and Scotty Discuss how not to be an idiot, one of Joe's Illogical Beliefs, and some other bullshit.
Oct 25, 2017
37 min

Scotty has a full day of Stranger Danger, the guys have some new Illogical Beliefs, promote Sarah Zucker, introduce a new segment called How Not To Be An Idiot, they reveal a new Terrible Friend Archetype, and Dr. Strangebody stops by and his accent changes a few times.
Oct 13, 2017
47 min

Scotty and Joe discuss some homeless Stranger Danger in SF, some more of their Illogical Beliefs, a new segment called Psychedelic Onions, they add some items to their Mom Boxes, discover a Social Media Hero of the Week in @watchmeharmony, Joe pictures a very strange eating disorder, and the Regressive Progressive Terrible Friend Archetype. Also, a visit from Dr. Strangebody to give Joe and Scotty some medical advice.
Sep 29, 2017
41 min

Joe and Scotty riff on and discuss some concepts around the following segments.
* Stranger Danger
* Illogical Beliefs
* Your Mom Box
* Picture This
* Terrible Friend Archetypes
* Dr. Strangebody
Sep 22, 2017
40 min
