Cults I'd Join
Cults I'd Join
Jesse and Ameran
Ever see that oddly identical group of people all cramming into a sketchy van or disappearing into rural land, and think to yourself, "I'd like to see what goes on in there..."? Whether you'd put on the matching outfit and dive on in, or just opt to be a fly on the wall, Cults I'd Join takes you to the inside as hosts Ameran and Jesse discuss the pros and cons of each group, what makes them tick, and whether or not they'd join. Join a new cult with us for an hour or so at a time. It's all the zany fun of cult joining, with none of that pesky commitment or potentially really bad decisions!
Get Them to the Greeks
We're BACK and it's Ameran's turn to teach Jesse a thing or two! This week we'll need you to grab your best matching group tee, your inexplicably decorated wooden paddle, and of course, an irresponsible amount of alcohol. Oh, and bring a few candles and a working lighter, in case we need to perform any midnight oath rituals. We have missed our weekly chats with you, and we can't wait to join the Greek Sorority and Fraternity system with you!!!Original song and performance by Devon Sproule Lov...
May 28, 2024
1 hr 24 min
The Commune Turns 50...
Surprise! It's a break week for CIJ, but in this little pocket, two super awesome things happened! Cults I'd Join hit 50k downloads, and Jesse's favorite commune celebrated their 50th Land Day (they turned 50 years old)!!! So Jesse recorded a bunch of interviews about the moment while she was there, then she ran off to run around the Maypole, and here are a few of her favorite for you to listen to... see you all for our regularly scheduled cult joining next week!Original song and performance ...
May 21, 2024
15 min
Season 4 Half-Chat
This season we're doing twice as many episodes (two on each group), so we're doing twice as many season wrap-ups as well! We're halfway through, so let's revisit our first 6 cults we'd join, and decide who has the best snacks and outfits... which one from this batch is your first pick??Ps, CIJ will be on a two week break after this mid-season wrap up, and then we're back for the next 6 groups. Patreon will continue to have new episodes, so feel free to jump over there for extra content, and i...
May 7, 2024
1 hr 29 min
The Handmaid's Tale
Every season we join a fictional community, and this time, we're joining Gilead! Fabulous outfits? Check. Endless baked goods? Also check. Some issues that we'd call... problematic? THIS IS A BIG FAT YES. But you might know about those-- or recognize them from the dystopian parts of our real lives. See you over in Gilead, and blessed be the fruit! Sorry, we meant BRING FRUIT. It's a party.Original song and performance by Devon Sproule Love Cults I'd Join? Want to join all the communal fun wit...
Apr 30, 2024
1 hr 19 min
Ramtha Part 2
Wow. NXVIUM is such a complex and constantly surprising... wait! We're supposed to be talking about Ramtha this week! Don't worry, we are, but yet again, NXVIUM is stopping by to join the party! See you this week for class with Ramtha, where we're about to control our reality, and hopefully go home with no blindfold related head injuries!Original song and performance by Devon Sproule Love Cults I'd Join? Want to join all the communal fun with us? *Subscribe to the pod on all pod platforms!*Ra...
Apr 23, 2024
1 hr 36 min
Ramtha
Are you tired of traditional religious structures? Would you rather piece together pseudo science and colorful mythology delivered to you by a woman named Zebra channeling an ancient warrior man named Ramtha? Well then welcome, besties! You've come to the right place! Also there is some horrifying racism and blindfolded archery. See you in class at Ramtha's School of Enlightenment!Original song and performance by Devon Sproule Love Cults I'd Join? Want to join all the communal fun with us? *S...
Apr 16, 2024
1 hr 28 min
Burning Man Part 2
Oh hey fellow practically-burners! We're still over here at the man, getting even deeper into the dust and and the tea... we'll bring the matches and see you there!!!Original song and performance by Devon Sproule Love Cults I'd Join? Want to join all the communal fun with us? *Subscribe to the pod on all pod platforms!*Rate and review us on Google (please and thank you)!*Follow us on the social medes... we're @ cultsidjoin.com, and Cults I'd Join on FB and Insta!*Share us with your cool frien...
Apr 9, 2024
1 hr 29 min
Burning Man
Oh hey giant man in the desert, nice to meet you... oh my! You're on fire! And everyone is dancing around you and they're spinning fire! And there are so many hula-hoops! And why are giant sculptures driving toward me... oh I get it. I've joined Burning Man! Yay! Welcome, fellow burners, it's fire time!!! See ya'll on The Playa!Original song and performance by Devon Sproule Love Cults I'd Join? Want to join all the communal fun with us? *Subscribe to the pod on all pod platforms!*Rate and rev...
Apr 2, 2024
1 hr 19 min
Birds Aren't Real
It's the second inning of Cult-V-Cult, and we're done joining Q, and on to joining BIRDS AREN'T REAL! Are you ready to know the TRUTH about the world around you? Are you ready to join your like minded new family in spreading the REAL reality to the masses? Well we're doing that this week and it all starts with the birds. Don't be fooled, brothers and sisters, if it flies, it lies! See you all over at our newest cult clubhouse-- Birds Aren't Real! Who will win the battle of the cults? You'll h...
Mar 26, 2024
1 hr 29 min
Q#2
Look. We don't like Q talk any more than the rest of you but that's exactly why we have to get to the bottom of this whole murky but extremely shallow pool. Also, this is our new favorite, Cult-V-Cult, so we have to cover the Quirkiest letter in the alphabet, so that we can get to the mashup Cult who we'll be covering next week! See you in the dirty logic whirl-pool that is the current far-right!Original song and performance by Devon Sproule Love Cults I'd Join? Want to join all t...
Mar 19, 2024
1 hr 14 min
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