Crunch Wears No Pants
Crunch Wears No Pants
Crunch Wears No Pants
Crunch Wears No Pants is a Minnesota Timberwolves and Lynx podcast hosted by three guys named Brandon, Nate, and Jordan. We talk about the vibes of the team, what happened, what mattered, what probably doesn't, and whatever tangent occurs along the way. It's the Timberwolves podcast you like if you're looking for people who don't take hosting a podcast very seriously, but take Timberwolves basketball very seriously. Maybe too seriously.
Season Opener vs the Heat Reactions | First Impressions of LaMelo, JK, and more
THE WOLVES ARE BACK AND LAMELO BALL IS A MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLF. It's a great experience. We react to the season opener against Miami, Anthony Edwards being completely insane, the early returns on LaMelo and Kuminga, and whatever you can call the backup bigs situation. We also play Cut the Bad, Keep the Good (brought to you by our one true sponsor Lamb Chops) and spend an unreasonable amount of time remembering the 2010 NBA Draft.
Oct 22
46 min
2026-27 Timberwolves Over/Unders with Dane Moore
Dane Moore joins as our guest for this season's over/unders. Dane also uncovers a bit of a conspiracy where Brandon may be tipping the scales in his favor. Rudy Gobert WILL hit a three this season
Oct 16
1 hr 19 min
Pre-Season Reactions and Seeing the Vision of the 2026-27 Wolves
It's been four thousand years. Welcome back, Panty Nation
Oct 9
49 min
Kuminga Reactions + NEW JERSEY RELEASE INFO
THE TIMBERWOLVES HAVE NEW JERSEYS ON SALE ON 9/1! THEY ALSO WILL EMPLOY JONATHON KUMINGA! WE TALK ABOUT ALL OF IT
Aug 28
32 min
New Ownership, The Marks/Marcs Draft, Olivia Miles MVP
This is simply one of the crunch wears no pants episodes of all time
Aug 26
51 min
LeBron's an Idiot, Olivia Miles MVP, WHO IS THE POWER FORWARD, and Spiderman
reuploaded cuz of one joke at the 20 minute mark lmao okay see you guys, sorry about this one
Aug 14
1 hr 3 min
LeEpisode
this is the episode where we talk about LeBron James joining the Minnesota Timberwolves
Jul 8
44 min
LAMELOOOOOO
LAMELOOOOOOOOO BALL IS A MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLF
Jun 26
1 hr 1 min
Olivia Miles is the MVP, Timberwolves Rebrand, Wolves Jerseys Draft
This is allegedly an episode of Crunch Wears No Pants where we spend 15 minutes talking about Olivia Miles, another 15 minutes talking bout jerseys, and then twenty minutes at the end talking about absolutely nothing. At the end, Jordan apologizes to Wolves Dance Team Member and Panty Nation Member of the Year Nominee Maggie for an accidental meme send to the "GOOSE GANG" group chat.
Jun 5
53 min
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