Crunch Wears No Pants
Crunch Wears No Pants
Pulltab Sports
It's like Wolves Twitter, but in audio form. Every other week, hosts Jordan, Brandon, and Nate break down the vibes of the Minnesota Timberwolves (because real sports journalism is DEAD), debate hyper-niche Timberwolves topics, and play Timberwolves-centric games that only ride or die Wolves fans would care about.
LeEpisode
this is the episode where we talk about LeBron James joining the Minnesota Timberwolves
Jul 8
44 min
LAMELOOOOOO
LAMELOOOOOOOOO BALL IS A MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLF
Jun 26
1 hr 1 min
Olivia Miles is the MVP, Timberwolves Rebrand, Wolves Jerseys Draft
This is allegedly an episode of Crunch Wears No Pants where we spend 15 minutes talking about Olivia Miles, another 15 minutes talking bout jerseys, and then twenty minutes at the end talking about absolutely nothing. At the end, Jordan apologizes to Wolves Dance Team Member and Panty Nation Member of the Year Nominee Maggie for an accidental meme send to the "GOOSE GANG" group chat.
Jun 5
53 min
A referendum on Tim Connelly, Reviewing Over/Unders, and KAT with Kyle Theige
Kyle Theige is back to check on Jordan after a series of negative tweets this morning. Everybody yells at one point. We also review the over/unders we did at the beginning of the season. We had a great time podcasting with our friends.
May 27
1 hr 6 min
THE FOURTH ANNUAL CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS YEAR END PANTIE AWARDS EXTRAVAGANZA AKA THE FACWNPYEPAES
Im too tired to type a description. here are our show notes:HOW ARE THE VIBESThey lost to the Spurs in 6 games but was it really that close?Julius Randle ceased giving us those goosebumpsHe also didn’t show up to do an exit interviewWas the season a success?What is next? Giannis? Kyrie? Lebron? Something worse?THE FOURTH ANNUAL CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS YEAR END PANTIE AWARDS EXTRAVAGANZA AKA THE FACWNPYEPAE’S3 Awards each, 3 nominees, other hosts select the winnerPantie Nation Member of the YearCUT THE BAD KEEP THE GOOD - Durf
May 21
1 hr 16 min
THROATGATE! WOLVES TAKE GAME 4! THAT WAS A DISGUSTING ACT BY VICTOR WEMBANYAMA!
THIS EPISODE DISCUSSES THE HEINOUS AND VILE ACT COMMITTED BY VICTOR WEMBANYAMA IN GAME FOUR OF THE WESTERN CONFERENCE SEMI FINALS. WE ALSO DISCUSS MORE THINGS ABOUT THE GAME, WHICH INCLUDE BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO ANTHONY EDWARDS' IMMORTALITY, JULIUS RANDLES BEFUDDLEMENT, NAZ REID HAVING A GOOD PLAYOFFS, AND TSJ!
May 11
36 min
The Spurs Fan POV with Gregg Masterson
Gregg Masterson from Twins Daily joins to talk about his preferred basketball team, the San Antonio Spurs. We talked about everything. There were misunderstood analogies. There were stories told. 
May 6
1 hr 29 min
INSTANT REACTIONS TO GAME 1! THE WOLVES STEAL IT IN SAN ANTONIO!
YOU SHOULDNT BE ALLOWED TO GOAL TEND IF YOU'RE 9 FEET TALL
May 5
29 min
THEY'RE ALL BAD DEFENDERS! THE HOSPITAL WOLVES TAKE DOWN THE NUGGETS IN SIX
THANK YOU JADEN. THANK YOU TSJ. THANK YOU RUDY GOBERT. 
May 1
38 min
EMERGENCY! LIVE FROM THE ATRIUM PRE-GAME 6
THIS EPISODE IS ONLY RELEVANT FOR 20 MINUTES GO GO GO 
May 1
9 min
Load more