Merry Christmas, everyone! With a special introduction from Santa himself, Greg and Jason share their appreciation for the epic cinematic battle that is Schwarzenegger v Hartman in 'Jingle All The Way'! Also, Greg meets Sinbad, kid Jason hopes for WWF but gets WCW for Christmas, Turbo Man's nemesis turns out to be Batman's nemesis, Fox gets a lawsuit, Jason divulges his love for Gumby, and much more!

In this debut episode, Greg and Jason cross the streams of the entire Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles universe! That's right! For an hour and change, the didactic duo spew all sorts of Turtle-related trivia, from the '80s cartoon to all five movies! Also, Corey Feldman throws a party, Greg channels his inner Vanilla Ice, Barry Gordon ('80s Donatello) gets nothin' for Christmas, Jason explains the IDW Comics new origin, Michelangelo endorses weed, and much more!

In this Episode 1 outtake, Jason tells a fun fact about 1986's "Real Ghostbusters", while Greg names names that don't help his co-host's statement.