Welcome to your weekly jmail,  Hello, your grace! Lady Whistledown here! I know you fancy the gossip as well as my mysterious Kermit look; these are riches you ought to never see. This week on this horrid podcast, we are joined by Viscount Qureshi. The Lord pleads to tell the tale of a circumstance where he witnesses subtle racism. How godly awful that the Queen ought to deal with those who commit those treasonist acts! When going out to a pub or establishment to consume food, the Lord is conflicted with the wait staff to constantly refill his beverages; he begs for advice and composure during this conflicting time. The glory of June brings the celebration of Pride. However, what does the Viscount plan to do this summer? Recent travelers have witnessed apes that are far more intelligent than any man. Maybe that could be a splendid show for an audience. Good day, fellow reader. I hope you find comfort and possible distaste for this episode. New highlights channel: www.youtube.com/@UCwo6vK1XeZ_z3BsGPVsFqhg Podcast Social Media: Instagram: instagram.com/jmailwithjamilqureshi⁠ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@jmailwithjamilqureshi⁠ My Personal Social Media: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thejamilqureshi Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thejamilqureshi Time Stamps: 0:00 - Intro 3:00 - Subtle racism 16:30 - Waitresses and Waiters help me!!! 23:15 - The Viscount Qureshi makes a visit 33:33 - My pride month plans 35:03 - Praising Planet of the Apes 42:40 - Outro #bridgerton #ladywhistledown #shondaland #comedy #funny #planetoftheapes #pride #pridemonth #racism #mentalhealth #advice

Welcome to you weekly jmail, Yellow friends! We are joined by my friend crush, Jessica Quintero. Along with us being Latinas, we both worked at American Eagle (they fired me; I will never get over it), and we had very different experiences. Libras tend to have anger issues; we put that to the test. She tells the infamous story of UNO. An argument that could've hindered our friendship. Jessie uncovers gossip she heard about me before we became friends. Is a side hussel a deal breaker? How can we possibly stop comparing ourself to others? Might I say, she didn't care about saying names...I hope you enjoy your weekly jmail! Jessie's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jessiee.quintero/ New highlights channel: www.youtube.com/@UCwo6vK1XeZ_z3BsGPVsFqhg Podcast Social Media: Instagram: instagram.com/jmailwithjamilqureshi⁠ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@jmailwithjamilqureshi⁠ My Personal Social Media: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thejamilqureshi Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thejamilqureshi Time Stamps: 0:00 - Intro 0:31 - Who needs to suffer? Jessie’s coworker 16:39 - Us both working at American Eagle 25:30 - Her first impression of me: Gay 31:01 - My first impressions of her: .. 34:50 - The UNO of it all 47:21 - Potential Situation-ship? 55:30 - How to stop comparing yourself to others 10:03:20 - Outro #uno #coworkers #funny #comedy #advice #datingadvice #americaneagle #jmail #mentalhealth

Welcome to your weekly jmail, Trauma, Trauma, where is Christina Yang?? Yes, childhood trauma. This episode is very personal to me. I hope speaking on these topics will help others feel like they aren't alone. Besides crying, I talk about the Block List movement and what it has turned into. Was I misdiagnosed? Does blocking a celebrity have any value? Where does my trauma stem from? This is my therapy. Thank you for accepting my insurance! Do I have a co-pay?  Call: 1-866-515-8262 for assistance (Eating Recovery Center) New highlights channel: coming soon! Time Stamps: 0:00 - Intro 3:40 - Who needs to suffer? Kim Kardashians 25:45 - TW: Disordered Eating 57:35 - The Block List 1:06:00 - Outro Podcast Social Media: Instagram: instagram.com/jmailwithjamilqureshi⁠ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@jmailwithjamilqureshi⁠ My Personal Social Media: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thejamilqureshi Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thejamilqureshi #kimkardashian #freepalestine #taylorswift #comedy #advice #mentalhealth #health #recovery #funny

Welcome to your weekly jmail,  Hello, my darlings! This week we are joined by my very special friend, Sabrina Sanchez! Yes, little Red Riding Hood is here, and she's slaying. This has been a long time coming. Sabrina takes over who needs to suffer, and she didn't hold back from scorching Drake. Religion is such a fascinating subject; we explore our own beliefs while reflecting on contradictory texts. Our friendship didn't start so well. Was I the reason why? After getting a boyfriend and exploring more in my adult life, we have a heart-to-heart about how we got so distant. Can guys and girls just be friends? Does Sabrina regret her career choice? Did we have a calculated plan to befriend Jessica? Are advanced courses worth it? How can you deal with a friend's partner that you dislike? I hope you enjoy your weekly jmail.  Sabrina's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/saabrinaaww Podcast Social Media: Instagram: instagram.com/jmailwithjamilqureshi⁠ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@jmailwithjamilqureshi⁠ My Personal Social Media: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thejamilqureshi Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thejamilqureshi Time Stamps: 0:00 - Intro 0:30 - Who needs to suffer? Drake 8:45 - Was Jesus real? 19:10 - The rumor I ALLEGEDLY made up 30:21 - Apologizing for being distant 35:20 - Can guys and girls just be friends? 40:00 - How to deal with not liking your friend’s partner 51:30 - Does Sabrinna regret her career choice? 59:20 - Are advanced courses worth it? 1:10:15 - Our (slightly) creepy plan to become friends with Jessica 1:20:30 - Outro #funny #bestfriend #friendship #jmail #drake #kendricklamar #religion #datingadvice #datingtips #dating

Welcome to your weekly jmail, Hi, gentle people! This week's Who Needs to Suffer really made me take a step back and reflect on how cruel people can be to others. Who was there for the O2L days? Just me... Connor Franta recently clapped back at someone, and boy did he eat. I also met Connor, and let me just say there was a spark. Religions are so concerning yet interesting. As students across the globe protest on campus for their universities to divest from Israel and those who are profiting off the genocide, it begs the question: How is our first amendment right being taken away? Yeah, I was signed to an acting agency. I tell the tale of my start in the acting sphere and how it has been halted until now. I am still deciding what I want to do in life, yet a college degree that doesn't involve STEM seems useless to me. DEPOP ALERT! I am selling Taylor Swift merchandise (from my Swiftie era)! Get it while you can! I hope you enjoy this week's episode. Ciao.  Follow us on Social Media for updates and clips! Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/jmailwithjamilqureshi⁠ Tiktok: ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@jmailwithjamilqureshi⁠ Time Stamps: 0:00 - Intro 3:03 - Who needs to suffer? 8:02 - Connor Franta EATING!! 21:04 - Did everyone have sex in high school? 26:17 - Is religion similar to cults? 34:35 - Free speech doesn’t exist right now 48:24 - My acting agent passed away 57:54 - My school plans.. 1:03:00 - PLEASE BUY MY TAYLOR SWIFT MERCH 1:06:29 - Outro #taylorswift #connorfranta #freepalestine #ceasefirenow #o2l #comedy #funny #acting #actingtips #actingcareer #heartbreakerhigh

Welcome to your weekly jmail,  Live from Texas, it's Jamil and Esme! Clap now, please! This week, we are joined by my friend Esme Nava. In this episode, she tells her tale of forcing me to be her friend. Yes, she was successful. Adult friendships are complex, and we had to learn how to navigate them without getting hurt. One thing about Esme is that she's ready to leave Texas, but what is making her question a move? She is almost done with her masters; however, what is the reason she chose social work? We had a prop—a ruler. Yes, a ruler that measures up to 12 inches. Does size matter? The world's most divisive question. As Taylor Swift releases her new album, TTPD, former Swifties explain why they took a step back from the fandom. It wouldn't be a jmail episode if we weren't complaining about our job! I hope you enjoy this episode. Esme will return... The video feed starts at 05:07. Apologies for the audio not being great and for how it has been in previous episodes. There was a whole mess with my SD cards. We thought about re-recording the episode, but I loved it so much that I wanted to keep it, even though it has its flaws.  Follow Esme: https://www.instagram.com/5ar41t?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw== Demand A Ceasefire: https://ceasefiretoday.com/ Follow us on Social Media for updates and clips! Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/jmailwithjamilqureshi⁠ Tiktok: ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@jmailwithjamilqureshi ⁠0:00 - Intro 0:47 - Who needs to suffer? Kanye West 33:15 - Our first impressions of each other (BFF) 44:55 - Adult friendships (How to not get hurt) 1:01:05 - Is Esme moving across the country? 1:09:15 - Does size matter? 1:21:43 - Why social work? (Esme’s career path) 1:41:38 - Tales from former swifties 1:51:10 - Customers who almost made us quit 2:03:55 - Outro #kanyewest #taylorswift #friends #adultfriendships #funny #comedy #foryou

Welcome to your weekly jmail, Bonjour! We went viral! Not really, but somewhat. This came from my TikTok getting views and the Barbs not liking what I had to say. Besides getting hate comments, I talk about my fascination with mermaids and the real possibility that humans were experimented on by aliens. Upon reflecting, I realized I didn't have much representation in the media for someone who resembles me, and it opens up the conversation for inclusivity. Is Coachella overrated? How do you deal with people who can't take criticism? Is staying on medication looked down upon? And was I mistaken for an actor because of my race? I hope you enjoy your mail! Demand A Ceasefire: https://ceasefiretoday.com/ Follow us on Social Media for updates and clips! Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/jmailwithjamilqureshi⁠ Tiktok: ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@jmailwithjamilqureshi⁠ #coachella #nickiminaj #hsmtmts #foryou #comedy #funny #rapunzel #ariel #mermaids #aliens #solareclipse

Welcome to your weekly jmail, This week is a revisit of Episode 15. I lost my voice, and I haven't fully recovered. To avoid straining my voice even more, I will be back next week. Honesty this episode is my favorite. Welcome to my Quinceañera! (episode 15) This week, I talk about how we need to keep children off the internet as well as questionable parental decisions. Hate comments are here, and do they affect me? Why is prostitution illegal? A dollar is a dollar. I give insight into a special project I am working on, and I 'politely' give the United States Government a pep talk on priorities. I hope you enjoy your weekly jmail mwah ha ha. Demand A Ceasefire: https://ceasefiretoday.com/ Follow us on Social Media for updates and clips! Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/jmailwithjamilqureshi⁠ Tiktok: ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@jmailwithjamilqureshi⁠ #podcast #foryou #fyp #familyvloggers #quinceañera #funny #comedy #government

Welcome to you weekly jmail,  POP QUIZ!! We are joined by my boyfriend, Ramon! He is a reoccurring guest now. This week we take on the challenge: Are you smarter than a 5th grader? Play along with us and post your scores in the comments! Ramon takes over ‘who needs to suffer’ this week. Hate was in session. Beyoncé has released Act II: Cowboy Carter. We try to comprehend why the country fandom is trying to gatekeep the genre while also naming our top songs from her album. How do you feel about fake designer items? Should we stray away, or should we walk with pride? Get ready, students; some of you are going to need extra credit. Demand A Ceasefire: https://ceasefiretoday.com/ Follow us on Social Media for updates and clips! Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/jmailwithjamilqureshi⁠ Tiktok: ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@jmailwithjamilqureshi⁠ #podcast #fyp #funny #comedy #beyonce #taylorswift #school #boyfriend #countrymusic 

Welcome to your weekly jmail,  Hello singles!! How are you? Still single? Too soon. This week, I give dating and relationship advice based on my experiences. I don't think I'm an expert, but I do have a successful relationship. Knock on wood! This week's person who needs to suffer is Dan Schneider. For obvious reasons. I do an ok-ish job of recapping 'Quiet on Set: The Dark Side of Kids TV'. The show uncovers past abuse from former child actors on the Nickelodeon set. Do you want a partner? Do you want advice on the talking stage? Do you need dating app profile criticism? If so, you'll love this episode!  Demand A Ceasefire: https://ceasefiretoday.com/ Follow us on Social Media for updates and clips! Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/jmailwithjamilqureshi⁠ Tiktok: ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@jmailwithjamilqureshi ⁠#podcast #danschneider #nickelodeon #datingadvice #datingtips #datingapps #tinder #bumble #jmail