Crack One Open
Crack One Open
Big Bob, Derek
The Crack One Open podcast is a hilarious sports and video gaming podcast. We discuss the latest news, tell funny stories and have goofy segments that will be sure to put a smile on your face!
Will The BIG 12 Conference Collapse? How Often Do You Wash Your Hands?
On this episode of the Cracked One Open podcast, Big Bob and D-Rock are back again bringing you all the latest from the world of sports and your favorite thought provoking questions. This week, the guys start with talking about parties and Derek tells his story of a girl who had a bit too much and wasn’t getting any all at the same time. The guys also discuss the big news coming from college football this week with Oklahoma and Texas dropping out of the Big 12 conference and why they would do that. You can check out our friends over at The Sideline Sprint newsletter to keep right up to date with your football news Bob shares his feel good story from when he went to the driving range and had a conversation with a blind kid who wanted to play golf but kept getting frustrated Moving back to football, the guys analyze the Greenbay Packers off season as Davante Adams and Aaron Rodgers both seemed to have failed to come to an agreement on contracts and the guys think this will be their last season in Greenbay Finally, Derek asks about some of Bob’s bathroom habits, like does he fold or crinkle? How many squares does he use? And does he wash his hands every time? Be sure to subscribe so as you never miss a show and if you enjoyed, please rate 5 stars leave a review as it helps us reach more people and grow! You can follow all the social medias and visit the show website below: Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/crackoneopenpodcast Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/crackoneopenpodcast/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/CrackOneOpenPod TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@crackoneopenpodcast?lang=en Crack One Open Website - https://www.crackoneopenpodcast.com/?sc=shownotes Thanks for listening!
Jul 27, 2021
43 min
What's The Correct Way To Put Toilet Paper On The Roll? Who Is The Top Rookie QB?
On this episode of the Cracked One Open podcast, Big Bob and D-Rock are back again once more to more great content from the number 1 bedroom podcast in the world! On this episode, Bob and Derek begin by addressing some of the backlash they received from last week’s episode and some of the comments made about Conor McGregor, before moving on to one of the most contentious and age old debates of all time; which side do you hang your toilet paper on? Moving on to the NFL the guys discuss the chances of 5 of the hottest rookie QB’s coming into the league this season and how they think each of them will do in their respective teams. Derek then tells a story of his early days of manscaping and his experience of using a scissors when he didn’t have a trimmer and Bob talks about why he thinks Warzone is in a bad way these days and how the game could be in trouble with some other games being released soon. Bob also talks about the Jake Paul and Tyrone Woodley fight, adding how he likes the idea of the bet they have with the loser having to get a tattoo. Bob also hopes to be able to get tickets to the fight so if you want to see him vlog the experience, let us now through our social medias below! Finally, the guys finish off with another brain teasing question; who are the top three celebrities you would sleep with.
Jul 20, 2021
47 min
Conor McGregor Needs To Retire? Crazy Omegle Stories!
On this episode of the Crack One Open Podcast, Derek and Big Bob are back again with some wild stories, the latest in sports and some more questions to tease your mind. They guys start the podcast by listening to a voicemail sent in which tells a story about an egg throwing gone wrong, to which Derek shares his own egg story. Bob goes into detail on UFC 264, where Bob thinks McGregor is done after his loss and Sean O’Malley is becoming the new poster boy. Derek and Bob both agree a Kangaroo would kick their ass and Derek poses the question is Tampa Bay becoming the new city of dynasty? Finally Derek finishes off with an Omegle story so crazy, you have to hear it to believe it. All of this and more on this episode of the Crack One Open Podcast!
Jul 13, 2021
58 min
Ding Dong Ditching Crazy Neighbors! NCAA Allowing Athletes To Profit Off Their Name! EP. 8
On this episode of the Cracked one open podcast, Derek and Big Bob are back once again to talk all things crazy stories and sports! Derek and Bob begin the show with a story of ding-dong-ditching a crazy guys house, who then chased them for 2 miles! The guys also discuss the Jacksonville Jaguars chances this season and how they think the players need to buy in for Urban Meyer to be a success. They also talk about Tim Tebow’s role in that team and how they think he’s been brought in to sell the rest of the team on Meyer’s coaching. With Tim Tebow being one of the most popular players in NCAA history, the guys move on to talk about the ruling by the NCAA to allow players to make money off their name and how one QB is even asking for $10,000 an hour, but Bob and Derek have split opinions on whether it’ll effect the recruiting process. In UFC talk, Bob talks about the upcoming interim heavyweight championship fight between Derrick Lewis and Ciryl Gane, after Francis Ngannou stepped aside saying he wasn’t ready to fight again. Bob and Derek give their opinion on whether it was fair to make Nagnnou fight again after only 3 months. The guys finish off the podcast with the Seltzer Segment in which the guys share embarrassing stories involving jumping off a roof thinking there was an intruder in the house and the classic cautionary tale of a mom finding porn on the computer. You can now send in your funny stories to be played out on the show through the guys’ brand new voice mail at 234-281-3954! Be sure to subscribe so as you never miss a show and if you enjoyed, please rate 5 stars leave a review as it helps us reach more people and grow!
Jul 6, 2021
54 min
What Animal Would You Want To Be Reincarnated As? LA Rams NFC Favorites? EP. 7
On this episode of the Crack One Open Podcast, Big Bob and Derek are back again with all the latest things that have caught there attention during the week. First up, the guys talk about how irritating it is when Gen Z kids don’t talk during games of Warzone, or get mad when they die without communicating. Derek asks the question what animal would you be if you could be any on the planet. Speaking of animals, the guys also discuss the chances of the Rams this year with Matthew Stafford at quarter back this season, as well as who else is looking good. Bob tells us about his dream truck, the Z71 Chevy Colarado, which he recently got and is in love with. Derek talks about Nadeshot’s terrible performance at the Warzone World Series and suggests he focus on 100 Thieves rather than actually playing. Finally, when talking about some of the old TV series Derek is watching, he pitches the age old question to Bob: If a gun was loaded with horse cum in 5 of the 6 chambers, would you play Russian Roulette for $10,000,000? All this and more on this episode of the Crack One Open Podcast! You can check out all the social media and website here:
Jun 29, 2021
39 min
How Much Time Do You Spend Scrolling On The Hub? Overrated or Underrated! EP. 6
On this episode of the Crack One Open podcast, Derek and Big Bob in a shorter, but action packed episode, bringing you some funny stories and the latest from the world of UFC. Derek and Bob start off with one of their classic thought provoking questions of how long does it take to find a video when scrolling “The Hub”. From there the guys move on to talk about how they’re sure Najee Harris is going to be a success at the Pittsburgh Steelers. Also on the agenda in this episode is their best roommate stories, involving some poorly aimed shits and some synchronized puking! Roommates stories turn into drunk stories as Derek explains how glass got lodged into his eye and a friend of theirs got a nail stuck in his foot jumping over a fire! Resident UFC expert Bob finds it hard to defend Dana White after the figures were released on the revenue generated compared to the money paid to fighters. Finally, the guys finish back where they started, asking the question of is 69ing overrated or underrated.
Jun 22, 2021
34 min
Have You Ever Pooped Your Pants? Top 5 Fast Food Restaurants!  EP. 5
On this episode of the Crack One Open Podcast, Big Bob and Derek have plenty to talk about, including being top 100 football podcasts in Canada and India! Also discussed today includes VR Chat and some of the crazy stories they’ve seen, along with some of their best poop! In sports, the guys discuss the ongoing Aaron Rodgers fiasco, Local guy Nick Bruce making it to the Olympics in BMX and Israel Adesanya’s impressive victory in UFC. And finally, the philosophical questions of this week are do you use the same trimmer for your face and balls? And what are the guys top 5 fast food restaurants! All this and more on this episode of the Crack One Open Podcast! Be sure to subscribe to never miss and episode and don’t forget to rate 5 stars on your listening platform! Check out the social media and website below for more!
Jun 15, 2021
1 hr 1 min
The Cheeks On That Guy, Am I Right? EP. 4
On this episode of the Crack One Open Podcast, Derek and Big Bob are back again talking about some of the biggest sports stories, as well as some more great anecdotes and more pondering questions for everyone to mull over. With Jake Paul and Tyron Woodley confirming they’re scheduled to fight soon, the guys discuss Paul’s chances and whether he should be taken seriously. Also in sports, they discuss Julio Jones and where he’ll be likely to land if/when he leaves the Atlanta Flacons. Finally in sports, the guys take us through the upcoming UFC 263 and analyze the Israel Adesanya Vs. Marvin Vettori, which could be too close to call. Also in the podcast, some hilarious drunken stories as well as a game of fuck, marry, kill with Harry Potter and The Office characters, but probably not the ones you’re thinking of! All of this and more on this episode of the Crack One Open Podcast!
Jun 8, 2021
51 min
How Do You Wipe Your Butt? How To Pee With A Boner! EP.3
On this episode of the Crack One Open Podcast, Derek and Big Bob, begin by discussing that awkward moment everyone fears when meeting their girlfriend’s dad. Big Bob also reveals his spectacular way of peeing with a boner. Derek and Bob ponder one of life’s most difficult questions, if you had the chance would you kill baby Hitler? The guys finish with an amusing game of would you rather and over/underrated . Be sure to subscribe so you never miss a new episode! You can check out the Crack One Open podcast social media channel’s below. Thanks for listening!
Jun 1, 2021
50 min
Aaron Rodgers Leaving The Packers? Logan Paul Beats Floyd Mayweather? EP.2
On this episode of the Crack One Open podcast Derek and Big Bob, go through some of the hottest topics in the NFL, esports and the UFC! First up, the guys discuss what’s going on with Aaron Rodgers and whether the Buccs have done enough to get to the Superbowl again this season. Next, they talk about Logan Paul vs. Floyd Mayweather and explain why their money is on Logan. After that, they move on to the big fight at the Padre’s game, before moving on to discussing the latest going on in esports at the minute. Is Derek and Bob discuss if TimTheTatMan is Joining 100 Thieves and how Mr. Beast was rejected from Faze clan. Finally, the guys discuss the state of Call of Duty Warzone before moving on to the Cornered segment, talking about the latest in UFC and the recent UFC 262. Be sure to subscribe so you never miss a new episode! You can check out the Crack One Open podcast social media channel’s below. Thanks for listening!
Jun 1, 2021
1 hr 26 min
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