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Trump is spewing unhinged “Truths” whole GOP team crazy attacks Kevin McCarthy. Shitler claimed he interfered on behalf of DeSantis during the 2018 Florida gubernatorial election sending in the FBI stop the vote count. Colorado decriminalized shrooms and other psychedelics. South Dakota approved Medicaid  expansion despite being totes conservative. A human impersonator Trump troll won a seat on a school board promising to bring corporal punishment back to schools. Trump cultist Cari Lake has probably lost. A judge sanctioned Trump attorneys for their mishandling of a lawsuit brought against the Dems. Demons stopped the red wave according to simpleton god-botherer Shane Vaughn. A mis-translation of a word in the Bible could have been the origin of homophobia in evangelical-ville USA. Watermelons and over-ripe honeydews will rest easier now that comedian and master juicer Gallagher has perished.

Trump v. DeSantis is already a great villain fight. Trumpkin Cari Lake said DeSantis is part of a vast conspiracy to keep her out of office. My Pillow CEO Mike Lindell blathered insanities about either the midterms or the presidential election back in 2020. Fox news bigot Jesse Watters said the Democrats were capturing single women under 40.  GOP load Kevin McCarthy might not have enough support to secure the speakership if the horrible Republicans take the house. MRA wanker Nick Fuentes complained about the country being evil after reviewing the results of the midterms. Tech bro loser Elon Musk suggested Twitter may declare bankruptcy. Mothers husband a.k.a. Mike Pence tossed shade at the Lincoln project while promoting a new book about his final days with Trump. Oregon passed some common sense gun control in the conservatives are filling their Pampers. Corpulent kook and hate-castor Alex Jones was ordered to pay an extra $473 million to Sandy Hook parents he defamed. And many thanks to interns Shelby and Kenobi for their contributions to this episode.

Trump is raging after the red wave turned into a red trickle. Shitler is peeved at Melania for recommending the big midterm loser Doc Oz for a senatorial run. Former baller and GOP word-salad-tosser Herschel Walker is set for a run-off against incumbent Senator Warnock. The people voted to protect abortion rights in California, Michigan, Kentucky, and Vermont. The dumbest Senator, Ron Johnson, won. Trafficker and rapist of children Matt Gaetz bested his challenger in Florida's first district. A racist sheriff won re-election in North Carolina to the amazement of no one. Dullard Ducey on Fox explained Dr. Oz's loss in terms their mouth-breathing audience could understand. Fascist Sarah Huckabee Sanders won the governorship in the sad Republic of Arkansas. Pillow Czar Mike Lindell dropped in for a cameo on something called The Victory Channel to blather dumb crap about the Dems stealing the midterms. Former Rep moronic Michelle Bachman puked out a stupid election analogy involving dog-paddling. Ukraine has been beating back Putin's forces. Loser Laura Loomer, who was defeated in the Republican Primary still hasn't conceded and no one gives a crap.

Elon Musk wants everyone to vote fascist and stop insulting him. Ad execs lambasted the new owner of Twitter over his threat to out companies that choose not to advertise on the platform. Shareholders are ticked off at Elon for ruining the value of Tesla. Media mogul Howard Stern warned Georgians to not elect Herschel Walker to the Senate. Shitler gave DeSantis a lame nickname. A Putin ally admitted to meddling in our elections. A state Senator from the Republic of Oklahoma showed the universe his ignorance about ectopic pregnancies. Crappy Senator Ted Cruz received shade tossed from Trump and Astro fans at World Series parade. Racist Nikki Haley blathered Raphael Warnock should be deported.

Crazy religious Republicans are getting crazier. Religious freak Doug Mastriano has taken his bigotted, antisemetic campaign to the Reawaken America Tour. Americans are concerened about political violence. A judge shot down Mein Pillow AKA Mike Lindell's attempt to reclaim his seized phone. Republican poll watchers have undergone insane radicalization training before the midterms. For example, Trumpkin lawyer and election fraudster Cleta Mitchell told MAGATS to get ready for hand-to-hand combat during the midterms. Cleta panicked bigly after the insurrection failed according to a newly released batch of emails relating the election fraud case brought by the State of Georgia. Evangelical boil Greg Locke roamed the aisles of Barnes And Nobles fretting over books in the witchcraft section. The Finnish PM Sanna Marin, who was the victim of a ridiculous media attack, based upon sexism, was cleared of any misconduct.

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Trump's sedition lawyers thought Clarence Thomas would help overturn the election. Man-baby settled a lawsuit involving his security thugs beating a protester. The Pelosi break-in was caught on a security cam. The Fed said they were gonna raise interest rates. Senatorial candidate Herschel Walker bragged about his resume saying it could stand up against President Obama's. Gubernatorial swamp candidate Tim Michels said the Republicans will never lose again in Wisconsin if he's elected. In a When Animals Get Pissed segment the Crabs covered the escape of 5 lions from an Australian zoo, a skiing competition disrupted by a huge shark, and a python in Indonesia who got super bloated after swallowing a woman whole. Mega load Pastor Greg Locke announced his church's Youtube channel was removed for violating community guidelines. Fascist Charlie Kirk offered a sultry explanation of the goings-on at Turning Point's "men's retreat." MRA loser Nick Fuentes blathered about his expectations of a future wife.

Elon Musk tweeted a crazy righ-wing conspiracy theory on his newly purchased platform because he sucks. Lula beat the fascist in Brazil’s presidential election. The MAGAT suspected of beating Paul Pelosi with a hammer was charged. Twitter owner Musk will make accounts with blue checks pay for the designation. GOP con artists Jacob Wahl and Jack Burkman were found guilty in a robocall scandal related to COVID disinformation. President Obama roasted the living crap out of Republican load Ron Johnson. Actor Evan Peters went full-Method to prepare for the title role in Dahmer. Antisemitic troll Vincent James puked out dumb tropes about the Holocaust. A moronic MAGAT pastor running for office said Kanye is the victim of Nazism. Blotchy Bannon threatened the DOJ and Merrick Garland is expected to indict Trump after the midterms.

Polls show Democrats slipping while Michael Moore predicts a blue tsunami. The January 6th "tourist" who dragged the DC officer into the mob was sentenced to 7 years. The Republicans can't be honest about a growing economy. The Cowboys For Trump lawsuit may keep insurrectionists out of government. Democrats are hoping Obama can inspire progressives to vote. Wuhan just locked down 800,000 over a COVID outbreak. Texas went permitless with guns. The Tammy Faye musical running in London has been getting high marks. The Pope issued a bizarre warning about adult movies. A Florida attorney that fought helmet laws died in a motorcycle accident and was of course helmetless. Right-wing wanker Laura Loomer accused born-again Nazi Milo Yiannopoulos of sabotaging her losing congressional campaign. Far-right Brit commentator Katie Hopkins bragged about being in the US illegally because she's not vaccinated and crossed over from Mexico.