On this episode of COWORKERS - Tom describes his feet as "big ugly flesh canoes" - Taylor believes he could be a foot model - and Tara might need an exorcist.

On this episode of COWORKERS - Tom believes other people's kids are like other people's farts - Taylor used to be "all about those sticky hands" - and before there was Amazon...there was Tara on skates.

On this episode of COWORKERS - Tom has diaper pail flashbacks - Taylor would quit his job before he'd crap himself at work - and Tara has had a few "photo finishes" in her day.

On this episode of COWORKERS - Tom wants to know if Kenny G is dating anyone at the moment - Taylor used to think Oscar the Grouch was a total badass - and Tara explains that it "has to stay wet, or it's not gonna work".

On this episode of COWORKERS - Tom gets very intimate with himself - Taylor has been dreaming of his proposal since he was a little girl - and Tara picked the worst day to wear pajamas

On this episode of COWORKERS - Tom wants to change Gwen Stefani's oil...(whatever that means) - Taylor is googling butts - and Tara was never a lesbian.

On this episode of COWORKERS - Tom believes if you share a toilet, you can share cheese fries - Taylor claims eating apple sauce would kill him...from depression - and Tara won't let Tom pierce her hole.

On this episode of COWORKERS - Tom claims he should've been born a woman - Taylor would rather get robbed than get out of bed - and Tara explains why she has a safe word.

On this episode of COWORKERS - Tom admits he's been a monster for a long time - Taylor is a lazy piece of crap...and he's cool with it - and karma bites Tara in the butt.

On this episode of COWORKERS - Was Tom "assaulted by a concrete dildo"? - Taylor never went "#2" as a kid - and Tara ruined a man's life.