— Fork Reporter Neil Saavedra is back after stacking sandbags with his wife, and he has what might be the best promo KFI has ever made. Bill Handel is on safari in Africa. Then the question of the night: is TDS real?  7:20 — The Conway Show passes 100K followers on Instagram at @conwayshow. Thanks to everyone who sent flooding videos. Conway is invited to a listener’s wedding tomorrow, but first he wants to know who’s catering.  7:35 — Conway’s lawn has a skunk problem. Skunks dig small, shallow holes, about 1 to 3 inches across, while hunting for white grubs, earthworms and beetle larvae. If one stomps its front feet and raises its tail, back away. Plus, the Byrna less-lethal launcher Conway took to Vegas, the cameras watching you on the Strip, getting thrown out of a casino, and Lucha VaVoom.  7:50 — Big families and sister wars. Kelly Conway has a master bedroom with a fireplace and windows on three sides. How old were you when you got a room like that? And tune into The Fork Report tomorrow, Saturday 2 to 5 p.m. on KFI. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.