Hour 4 (09.23) Timmy revisits the night he mistook Bob Saget for a valet and lived to apologize on the air. In Michigan, a guy pulled into a driveway that had been poured minutes earlier — cue the bobcat, the wrecked concrete and a whole new slab.  

Search called off for a Carnival Cruise passenger who went overboard 56 miles from Puerto Vallarta on a ship bound for Long Beach. Heartbreaking. KFI’s own Amy King is on the line ahead of Friday’s Over the Edge rappel down a 26-story downtown building for Union Rescue Mission — not just a bed for the night, but a path off the street, with about 80% of clients making it out and up. Donate at urm.org/ote. Atta girl, Amy.  

Gen Z’s newest dating ick is the check: Zelle says 52% have ghosted, blocked or unfollowed after promising to Venmo their half. One in five have gone into debt — or tapped the Bank of Mom and Dad — just to keep dating.  

La Verne remains under evacuation after a lithium-ion fire at MWD’s Weymouth plant. Santa Monica’s 1941 pier sign is headed to Vegas for a makeover while the bridge gets rebuilt. A nor’easter is pounding the East Coast, Hurricane Polo is eyeing California, and we haven’t had a single volcano this year — a 112-year first that has folks talking monster El Niño. Get the flood insurance. 

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