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Hour 3 (9.16) Gary Gulman’s bit on abbreviating state names has Timmy nodding along — and they agree small businesses should never walk onto “Shark Tank” and dance for the Sharks. Then the real ding-dong: In-N-Out managers pulling about $200,000 a year. Finding your NFL team this season is a scavenger hunt across streamers and random weeknights, shrinkflation gets the blame, and Jay Leno actually got a law: “Leno’s Law,” signed by Gavin Newsom, eases smog rules for vintage cars from 1976–1985 starting in 2028. Timmy swears Dan Rather wrote in that he listens to the Conway Show — or was that the Agua Dulce Winery guy? — they roll Bellio’s new promo, and Travis Kelce is among the victims in a multimillion-dollar Ponzi; Sid Jawahar of Swiftarc Capital got 11 years and owes $35 million back. Foosh rates Domino’s Personal Pan Pizza a 9 out of 10, a San Mateo woman pulled a four-pound intact mastodon tooth out of a creek (West Coast giants gone some 10,000 years), and they close on a 30-year family hunt for a lost wedding band. 8:05 — Comedian Gary Gulman did that funny bit on abbreviating state names, and Timmy agrees with Gary that it's a terrible idea for small businesses to go on "Shark Tank," because they will surely get rinsed by the Sharks. Who wants to dance like jesters for their life's work? If you have a great idea, for the love of God do not go on "Shark Tank." Let's listen to Gulman's bad business bit. Also, you're not going to believe what the In-N-Out Burger managers take home annually: $200,000 a year. Ding-dong. 8:20 — The NFL season is about to get very confusing, with fans forced to look for the games across various streaming networks and providers, and different days throughout the week. Good luck finding your team on the tube. Shrinkflation is being blamed for the SNAFU. Jay Leno has created a new law that's been signed by Gov. Gavin Newsom. It's called "Leno's Law" and benefits people who drive vintage cars built between 1976 and 1985 when it comes to smog testing. The exemptions begin in 2028. 8:35 — Timmy loves meeting people in his line of work, including CBS anchor Dan Rather, who sent him a lovely message about listening to The Conway Show to keep up on all the latest news — or was that message from Tim's friend who runs the Agua Dulce Winery in Santa Clarita? Also, the crew plays the latest Conway Show promo featuring super producer Bellio. And in other news, Travis Kelse was among the victims in a multimillion-dollar Ponzi scheme! The convicted fraudster, Sid Jawahar of Swiftarc Capital, has been sentenced to 11 years in the big house and must pay back $35 million. 8:50 — Timmy always turns to The Foosh when it comes to trying a new fast food menu item. And tonight it's Domino's Personal Pan Pizza, which Foosh gives nine out of 10. A woman in California's San Mateo County found a four-pound, in-tact mastodon dinosaur tooth sticking out of a creek bed that could be worth a ton of money. Mastodons used to roam the Westcoast and became extinct 10,000 years ago. Lastly, we explore the multigeneration hunt for a long-lost wedding band that has been missing for 30 years. #SharkTank #GaryGulman #InNOut #NFL #Lenoslaw #collectorcars #mastodontooth #DirecTV #shrinkflation #JayLeno #GavinNewsom #AguaDulceWinery #SantaClarita #CBS #TravisKelse #PonziScheme #SidJawahar #SwiftarcCapital #DanRather #DominosPersonalPanPizza See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

