Hour 1 (8.17) Newlywed Mark Thompson is in the house and spilling the details on his wedding last week at the Beverly Hills Courthouse — so romantic! He joked the celebrant was so great he’s already planning to use her for his next wedding, and he fully expected the whole thing to feel like signing paperwork at a drive-thru window. (And no, the blushing groom did not take the bride’s last name.)  

The mood turns more serious as Timmy touches on the tragic news of Hayden Panettiere’s shocking passing at just 36 — a former child actress who endured a lot in Hollywood, had given up parental rights to her only child years earlier, and was found unresponsive in a South Carolina apartment from an apparent drug-related cardiac arrest. 

On the sports front, Jeanie Buss’s camp is denying rumors that the family is selling their Lakers stake to Josh Kushner and Bob Iger, leaving everyone wondering if all this ownership drama might finally help the once-golden franchise shine again. And for the lighter closer: Ever drop your phone in the toilet? Mark’s come close, Timmy just had to buy a new one, and there’s a new gadget in town — the UAG Dryout Pouch — that claims to rescue wet phones without the old bag-of-rice method. 

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