The Tim Conway Jr Show Hour 1 (7.29)  

Everyone’s back from vacation, especially Tim Conway Jr., who just returned from his TravelStore Alaska cruise with 144 lucky fans who were apparently the coolest, best-behaved group he’s ever sailed with. Timmy was thrilled to land last night and hit his two favorite spots: Del Taco and Home Depot.  

Tim and four buddies missed out on an $800 million lottery win while he was at sea — the lucky ticket was sold at a Wawa in Bradenton, Florida.  

Summer travel is packing every plane seat full, though tech glitches and severe storms grounded flights across the country, including the entire American Airlines fleet.  

Crozier schools everyone on the difference between the Special Olympics and Paralympics. Timmy takes it as a compliment that his show keeps drivers awake, while Studio City sees a rise in break-ins by masked men, possibly linked to recent burglaries south of the 101. LAPD needs about 1,000 more officers, but the city isn’t exactly rushing to help. 

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