The Tim Conway Jr Show Hour 4 (7.29)  

Timmy’s finally home from his Alaska cruise with 144 friends, fans, and probable future enemies — and somehow the whole group didn’t get kicked off the ship and forced to hitchhike home on a rusty school bus. Between the glaciers, the casino, and pure Conway Show chaos, this trip already feels like a “never again… until next year” classic. Ding-dong, welcome back.  

Timmy and Crozier settled the Paralympics vs. Special Olympics debate once and for all: Paralympics is elite competition for athletes with physical or visual disabilities who have to qualify; Special Olympics is all about inclusion for athletes with intellectual disabilities of every ability level. Timmy summed it up perfectly: One is, “You better be damn good,” the other is, “Everybody plays.”  

Meanwhile, Timmy still claims he’s not a nature guy… yet can’t escape Jackie and Shadow’s eagle drama, Seattle’s short-spined raccoon Jimothy, or the late bipedal bear Pedals. His official advice? Stop watching the animal cams — it always ends in tears. And in West Hollywood, at least four coyotes have taken over an abandoned luxury condo construction site, sunbathing in the unfinished building and howling loud enough to annoy the neighbors in one of the most expensive zip codes in town. 

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