This episode that I've just unlocked from the patreon is especially noteworthy because it's the first in which a guest helps me escape from a predicament in real time.  I can't thank Sarah Squirm enough for chatting with me, and for literally helping me get back on track! to hear all episodes and support this project of bringing Claywoman to Earth please subscribe at..  https://www.patreon.com/claywoman https://instagram.com/sarahsquirm

Last weekend I had the distant honor of speaking with the inimitable Christeene.  It's very difficult to describe Christeene and feel like you've left an accurate impression.  One really has to experience her firsthand.  She's also not a human being. So I do have that in common with her.  She comes from a swampland, from the Earth, is very young, and has a lot to teach us all I do believe.   This is just a snippet of the episode. to hear our entire conversation, please subscribe at https://www.patreon.com/claywoman

Here is a short bit of our latest episode which is especially noteworthy because it's the first in which a guest helps me escape from a predicament in real time.  I can't thank Sarah Squirm enough for chatting with me, and for literally helping me get back on track! To hear the full episode and to find out how Sarah gets me out of the clothes line and also support this ongoing project of bringing me to Earth, consider subscribing to my patreon here https://www.patreon.com/claywoman

In my constant effort to keep things fresh around here I've decided to mix things up with a new reading series for patrons only.  For the first installment of this reading series I'll be reading excerpts from my book in progress "Alligators I've Ignored (and Other Tales from Downstairs) as well as a tiny bit from "Gesture for a Long Woman".  Additionally, we have received our very first listener questions!  Two lovely listeners have sent in questions and I was so thrilled to answer them.   In the coming weeks I'll be posting more readings, interviews and some more chats with residents of the Mirillion Galaxy. This is just a short teaser.  If you'd like to hear the full episode and much much more please subscribe at https://www.patreon.com/claywoman

I am very excited to share with you my recent conversation with Katie Halper.  Katie is a political commentator and host of The Katie Halper Show and Useful Idiots podcasts and I was thrilled to be able to have a few minutes with her as she is very busy as you can imagine.   I do get a little bit confused about what exactly is happening on Earth so it was nice to be able to get some updates and her perspective.  You'll also notice that I had to be very quiet during the intro for this episode and that is because there was quite a lot going on outside my window which you will understand when you listen to this episode.   This is a teaser here but you can listen to the whole episode by subscribing at https://www.patreon.com/claywoman Katie Halper twitter https://twitter.com/kthalps https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-katie-halper-show/id1020563127 https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/useful-idiots-with-matt-taibbi-and-katie-halper/id1476110521

I realize that I've been "off the grid" as it were for the past few weeks.  So I decided to make this quick update to explain what happened and then I had the bright idea to contact The Jennifer Sisters.  The results were decidedly mixed.  For anyone familiar with the Jennifer Sisters, you know that they are an incredibly omnipresent entertainment act in the Mirillion Galaxy and they are notoriously jealous of anyone else who tries to do any kind of performing arts.  They are also unbelievably litigious.  Recently there was a hullabaloo regarding them trying to shut down a perfectly lovely folk dancing festival on the planet "David".  I figured I'd ask them about it and try to mediate.  Unfortunately there is a language barrier and no Earthling can possibly understand them.  Additionally they seem incapable of acknowledging that there are two of them as you will see here.  In any case I do think it is important to post this interaction as it will be the first audio of any other Mirillion beings any of you will have heard.   Next week I'll be back with a longer conversation with journalist Katie Halper that I believe you will enjoy quite a lot.

I am getting reports that conditions are starting to become a little bit less daunting on your planet.  This fills me with such joy.  I'm so excited that soon I'll be planning a trip back to Earth to visit you all.  In the meantime I hope you enjoy my recent conversation with Rain Phoenix.  Rain is an extremely talented musician and an extraordinary Earthling.  We talk a lot about death of course but we also talk a lot about life.  Here is a little snippet of the episode.  You can hear our entire conversation by subscribing at https://www.patreon.com/claywoman

The other day I realized I had completely lost track of what exactly is going on down on Planet Earth so I finally reached out to noted journalist Olivia Nuzzi to explain it all me.  And she certainly didn't disappoint.  If you are from Earth you probably will know about most of this information but for my Mirillion listeners this will be more Earth drama to keep you glued to your ear pieces.  Here is a little snippet of our conversation.  You can hear the whole thing on my patreon https://www.patreon.com/claywoman

Here is a small bit of my conversation with performance artist and meme creator Xalvador Tin-Bradbury.  He is also known as @Imgoingtomarryyourdad on Instagram.  You can hear the entire conversation by subscribing to my patreon at https://www.patreon.com/claywoman 

In this episode, I talk with notable infectious disease specialist and Diane Feinstein impersonator Cole Escola about his room, his furniture, the dust and the reasons to think they do not have his best interests in mind.   We will unpack all this and still have enough time to worry