Conduits of Chaos
Conduits of Chaos
Conduits of Chaos
Conduits of Chaos is a podcast about 3 Chicago friends who have fucked around and report on what they've found out. New episodes every other week on Wednesday.
Ep. 12 #squadgoals #blessed
Don't get #fomo! Get out your concealer, Uggs, and a drink to play along to this episode. Join the squad as they reminisce about Kevin, JNCOs, cringe posts, and bi-panic.
Mar 14, 2024
1 hr 11 min
A Demon, A Witch, and a Unicorn Walk into 2024
And they're back! It's a new year and the Conduits of Chaos are kicking the door in with the same shenanigans. They share their predictions and hopes for 2024. Warp drive, bar fights, and art museums are included in episode. Cheers!
Feb 29, 2024
1 hr 6 min
Ep. 10 Sentient Boob Part 2
Part 2 is finally here with more unhinged comments about female anatomy. We cover the case of Elaine O'Hara. Brace for a break at the end of the episode where we had to rerecord due to damaged audio. Enjoy!
May 31, 2023
46 min
Ep 9. Sentient Boob Part 1
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar that was not rolled by virgin breasts. Just wait for it and for much much more. It's not pretty or good but it is hilarious and we hope you enjoy laughing at these misconceptions men have about the "fairer" sex.
Mar 22, 2023
53 min
7. Alien Ass Cheeks
What is kink? How do I do kink? The Conduits of Chaos try to answer these questions while thinking of England. No really, it's a thing. Pick a safe word, grab a drink, and don't forget to clear your browsing history. 
Feb 8, 2023
58 min
6. Toxic Friendships Part 2
Part 2 is here with more stories of friendships gone sideways and a true crime case that had us horrified but also truly impressed.  
Jan 25, 2023
1 hr 4 min
5. Toxic Friendships Part 1
Is it me? Am I the villain? The Conduits of Chaos discuss toxic friendships in our very first listener request! Yes, sometimes you are the villain and sometimes you need to burn it all down. Thank you to our listener for the email and giving us a topic so juicy, it is also our first two part episode!
Jan 11, 2023
51 min
4. This One is Particularly Odd
In this episode the Conduits discuss all things peculiar. Topics include odd drinks and shots, figs (aka nature's glory hole), potatoes, and weird laws. Get a drink and buckle up!
Dec 28, 2022
1 hr 31 min
3. Is One of Them an Ass?
The Conduits of Chaos are dodging black cats and cracks on this episode about superstitions. Additional subjects include flying cars, sex robots, and donkeys. Katy covers a true crime case from the Superstition Mountains.  In case of any further interest or information! https://www.facebook.com/bringkhaymanhome/ There’s also a tip line at 602-876-TIPS And a great video on the Explore With Us channel on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ld8MkD4Tko0
Dec 14, 2022
1 hr 16 min
2. To Fit or Not To Fit
The Conduits of Chaos are back after taking a break for birthdays and holidays but more importantly, technical difficulties. This episode did take lots of sweat and tears to put together which seems fitting (pun intended). It's all about gym selfies, fitspiration, and embarrassing our good friend Vader in the inaugural Sparkly Thong of the Week segment. 
Nov 30, 2022
1 hr 23 min
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