Do ya'll have the smoothie moves this Wednesday? Don't know what that means? Head on over to the Curio Shop on Webkinz to find out, I guess? Or something like that? Episode Sixteen is all about the romantic drama that just recently hit Netflix...Malcolm & Marie (2021). Thanks for the recommendation, Casey! This brand new film starring Zendaya and John David Washington is an emotional, exhausting rollercoaster. Check it out before diving into this podcast episode, and then listen to Randi and Lindsey discuss Alka-Seltzer (again), a childhood classic book, and the fact that Lindsey sounds like Kermit the Frog because she's very sick at the moment. We apologize for the lackluster dialogue. We did everything we could to sound as interested in possible in this incredible movie, but unfortunately, this was Lindsey and Randi's second time recording this exact same episode because the audio was way too funky to post from the first attempt. Enjoy this better version, but apologies for our frustrations! Next week, we're watching The Fault in Our Stars (2014). Shout-out to Brett Fallis who recommended this nostalgic film and connected us to Mila Govich, the actress who played Augustus Waters' mother in the movie. Mila joins us for a special interview for Episode Seventeen. You won't want to miss it!! As always, find us on social media to see sneak-peeks of our upcoming episodes via this handle on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram: @completelyUNQ. Write in your own movie recommendations to our email, as well: [email protected]. And we are...completely unqualified. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/completelyunq/support

Don't let your dirty mind wander based on this episode's title. Carl really did give Randi's family meat. And Lindsey's sister, Kiersten, persuaded her to title this episode after that inside joke between us three. So, here ya go, Kiersten!! Happy Wednesday! Episode Fifteen is here about the movie Catch Me If You Can (2002) starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Hanks. Listen to why we request a Cheetah Girls song revival for this film, an explanation of why you simply shouldn't call your father "daddy" as an adult, and Randi make Lindsey feel guilty about loving Tom Hanks. We're sorry if we hurt your feelings with this one...we were pretty tough on the film overall, but ended up with some mixed ratings.  In honor of Black History Month and acknowledgement of the fact our movie selections have been pretty white-washed thus far, Randi and Lindsey are so excited to watch Malcolm & Marie (2021) next week. It's brand new, it stars an incredible duo for its central characters, and this movie has stirred up a lot of conversation on social media already. Write in your own movie recommendations to [email protected] and we might just select your film choice next!! Thanks for recommending Malcolm & Marie, Casey!  We also announced that we'll be having another incredible actress join us for a special interview episode. Get ready for Episode Seventeen with Mila Govich and follow Completely Unqualified on social media for updates throughout the month about this episode & other Completely UNQ news. We can be found @completelyUNQ on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. And we are...completely unqualified. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/completelyunq/support

Episode Fourteen is all about hair - grand canyon center parts, mohawks, a Shakespearean shave, you name it. This week, we watched the Martin Scorsese classic: Taxi Driver (1976). As always, listen to Randi and Lindsey talk about the masterful elements of this film and get lost on tangents unrelated to the movie along the way. Alka-seltzer, raccoons in a dirt hole, apple pie with cheese, and the entire script of a different movie are just a few of the turns we take on this WILD ride. Buckle up, watch Taxi Driver on Netflix yourself, and join us in our discussion about the chaos that is this film. We recommend therapy over taxi driving always!! Follow us @completelyUNQ on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram for updates about this week's episode and future Completely Unqualified content!! As always, there's more to come! We are, yet again, sorry for the occasional microphone popping happening in this episode. It seems like Lindsey's mic needs some TLC, so please forgive us! We hope it'll be fixed by next week. Next Wednesday, we are watching Lindsey's sister's recommendation - Catch Me If You Can (2002). Thanks for forcing Lindsey to pick this one, Kiersten!! Yet again, give this movie a view via Netflix and get ready for Randi and Lindsey to deep dive into the film. Write in your own movie recommendation to [email protected], and know we appreciate your support with this podcast SO much. Xoxo. And we are...completely unqualified. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/completelyunq/support

If the title of Episode Thirteen doesn't speak for itself (let alone the superstitious episode number), let us speak for it...Womb (2010) will have you feeling shocked, upset, alarmed, disgusted, and off-put if you choose to watch it (as Randi and Lindsey have done). The crew here at Completely Unqualified urge extreme caution before listening to Episode Thirteen, but especially before watching the film yourself. If you chose to just read a synopsis of this film because the subject matter was too icky for you, don't fear!! We've attached a Wikipedia movie summary link here: Womb (film) - Wikipedia. If you decided to take another shower today and indulge in this gross Oedipus Complex-themed film, here's a Talkspace Online Therapy link, too - free of charge: Online therapy with a licensed therapist (talkspace.com).  The most important thing about this week's episode - ADRIAN WAHLEN IS HERE! Lindsey and Randi's dear friend and German child actor, Adrian, was a part of Eva Green and Matt Smith's controversial film, Womb. He joined Completely Unqualified on today's episode to talk about his involvement in the film. Adrian, Randi, and Lindsey catch up on their lives, discuss Womb, and share a ton of laughs along the way about the beaches of Normandy and Adrian's life as a 4-foot-11-inches-tall child star. Follow Completely Unqualified on Twitter, Instagram, and/or Facebook for video footage regarding Episode Thirteen and other podcast-related updates: @completelyUNQ. Write in your own movie recommendation to our Gmail, too: [email protected]. Next week, join us as we watch a less disgusting film (maybe?): Taxi Driver (1976). Taxi Driver is available on Netflix right now, is considered a classic psychological thriller, and it stars Robert De Niro. We appreciate you all taking the time to listen to Lindsey and Randi constantly ramble about movies. We don't deserve your support, but since we have it, THANK YOU! And we are...completely unqualified. P.S. We sincerely apologize, yet again, for some sketchy audio. Since we had to Zoom record this interview episode with Adrian, it resulted in some odd microphone feedback and sketchy background noises. S/O to Steven Bryant from I Love It Here, I Hate It Here podcast for assisting in enhancing our audio as best as he could. Next week will be better. We're sorry! (But like we said, we're completely unqualified so...) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/completelyunq/support

Happy Wednesday!! Randi and Lindsey are back for another episode of Completely Unqualified. This week, we covered Dustin's recommendation - Big Time Adolescence (2019). Starring the Completely UNQ gals' favorite men - Pete Davidson and Machine Gun Kelly - this coming of age dramedy is a 64 out of 10 in our eyes. Listen to Lindsey discuss Hulu being the farthest thing from aesthetically pleasing and her ex boyfriends way too much and Randi talk about her pharmacy days and the power of a late night drive. We hope you enjoyed this film as much as we did! Next week, we're covering the controversial, disgusting, Oedipus-Complex-themed film, Womb (2010). Our dear friend, Adrian Wahlen, joins us (via Zoom) all the way from Berlin, Germany to discuss his role in this movie. We *highly* recommend you read a synopsis of this film before diving into its complex and upsetting content. Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, and/or Facebook via  the handle @completelyUNQ to see sneak-peeks of our Zoom footage with Adrian and stay updated on our podcast. Write in your own movie recommendation to our email, as well: [email protected]. And we are...completely unqualified! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/completelyunq/support

Can you dig it, Completely Unqualified friends and fans?! We're sorry that was a terrible pun, but Episode Eleven is full of them. This week we covered Steven's recommendation...Holes (2003). Holes is a childhood classic loved by many people from Lindsey and Randi's generation. After viewing this movie for yourself on Disney+, listen to Completely UNQ talk about what their own D Tent nicknames would be (hence the episode title), Lindsey discuss her trypophobia, Randi describe her intense fear of yellow-spotted lizards, and the crew constantly refer to the year 2021 as 2020 because they're still living in the past. We'll be watching Big Time Adolescence (2019) next Wednesday! Check it out on Hulu with us. Thanks for the recommendation, Dustin! We look forward to hearing Randi fan-girl about Pete Davidson and Machine Gun Kelly again. In the meantime, follow @completelyUNQ on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram for updates on your favorite podcast (AKA us) and write in your own movie recommendation to [email protected]. With 2021 in full force now (even though Lindsey and Randi forget that), a lot of our previous film recommendations have been taken off of accessible streaming services, so we need new options!! Xoxo, and we are...completely unqualified! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/completelyunq/support

Our tenth episode is here!! The gals who created Completely Unqualified can't thank you enough for listening each week, watching films (the good, bad, and ugly) with us, and tuning in today. Episode Ten, "Ping-Ponging Alliances and Sneaky Little Blondes," is about the movie The Loft (2014). Recommended by Randi's good friend and roommate Aubrie, The Loft had a lot (or not nearly enough?) to offer - terrible husbands, a cringey script, and plenty of plot-holes. Lindsey also brought her broken, monster-sounding fridge on the episode today as a special guest, so please forgive us - yet again - for spooky background noises.  We hope to see you back with us next week as we cover another Disney classic recommended by Steven - Holes (2003). Check it out on Disney+ before next Wednesday and make sure to write in your own movie recommendation now that a new year is upon us to our Gmail - [email protected]. Subscribe, follow, rate us on Apple Podcasts or Podchaser, and like our social media pages (@completelyUNQ on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram). We'll be back! And we are...completely unqualified. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/completelyunq/support

Randi and Lindsey here for Episode Nine of Completely Unqualified!! For this episode, we have something brand new for you...it's our very first interview special!! Marty York, who played Yeah-Yeah in the beloved, timeless film The Sandlot (1993), joined us to discuss his role in the movie and everything Sandlot related. Follow Marty on his Instagram @marty_york!! Thanks for recommending The Sandlot, Mary!! We were so honored to talk about our favorite nostalgic movie with an actor who was a part of it. We hope you enjoy it, and we apologize in advance for the audio adjustments that had to be made to bring you the highest quality podcast episode possible. We know it isn't perfect, but it's worth it. Smore fun is on the way. Join us next week on Completely Unqualified as Randi and Lindsey talk about the thriller film, The Loft (2014). This one was recommended by Randi's roommate and friend, Aubrie. We hope it brings lots of scares and lots of laughs for our first episode in the year 2021. Make sure to follow us on social media for more updates about this comedic film review podcast. Our handle is @completelyUNQ for Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts and Podchaser, share this episode with your friends, and write in your own movie recommendation to [email protected]. Happy New Year to all of our listeners!! And we are...completely unqualified! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/completelyunq/support

Hello, Completely Unqualified fans and friends!! Randi and Lindsey are bringing you their shortest episode yet so you don't have to burden yourself with listening to our voices for too long before the end-of-the-year holidays (if you celebrate). Our eighth episode is about a Hanukkah-themed Disney Channel Original Movie - Full-Court Miracle (2003). It's currently available on Disney Plus, if you haven't watched it already, and may be...worth your time? Lindsey and Randi are in rare form - or maybe not so rare considering this podcast is called Completely Unqualified - on this episode: Randi barks and Lindsey is the queen of tangents. Nonetheless, we hope this short episode will make you laugh and lift your holiday spirits. Happy Holidays to all who celebrate. We're so grateful for your support!! Follow Completely Unqualified on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook @completelyUNQ and consider sponsoring our show through the Anchor sponsorship link attached in the episode notes. Write us a review on Apple Podcasts or Podchaser (as a Christmas gift to us), send in your own movie recommendation to [email protected], and get ready for next Wednesday. Randi and Lindsey will present their very first interview episode on the movie The Sandlot (1993). You won't want to miss it. And we are...completely unqualified. P.S. Shout-out to our audio-editing app (Wondershare Filmora9) for the random electric guitar excerpts (from Golet's "Slaves"). --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/completelyunq/support

It's Wednesday, my dudes, and we're back with another episode of Completely Unqualified! Today, we're reviewing the movie-musical La La Land (2016), recommended by Lindsey's good friend, Paige. This heartbreaking romance is one that had both Randi and Lindsey crying in their respective clubs. Listen to Episode Seven now to hear Lindsey say "love isn't real" and "quote-on-quote" at least 100 times each and Randi claim that she has never failed in her life. We're sorry if you happen to hear some background construction noises or loud car engines in today's episode - unfortunately, Lindsey and Randi tried recording at normal-human hours (like noon) instead of in the middle of the night, resulting in typical city sounds for your enjoyment.  Write in your own movie recommendation to Completely Unqualified's email if you'd like Randi and Lindsey to review a film of your choice one day: [email protected]. For next week, we picked Mike's film recommendation - Full-Court Miracle (2003) - in the spirit of the holiday season. Follow @completelyUNQ on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram for updates on everything related to this podcast. We love you all - and we are, completely unqualified. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/completelyunq/support