It is a warm summer's night, so you've set up your lawn chair on your porch. There isn't a cloud in sight to block your unabated view of the night sky. A cool breeze blows from the west, and in the dark, crickets chirp in melodic tones.Suddenly, you hear a loud THRASH coming from your hedge! You start upright, fumbling for your flashlight you so carelessly set next to you on the ground.Flicking it on, you shine it towards your hedge.There's a man there.He looks disheveled.He reaches behind him.He pulls out a stereo.He presents you with an offer: listen to what he has to play, or don't.You're feeling curious, so you decide to accept.But then, he pulls out a tape.You recognize it. Its green shell, yellow rubber chicken, and the letters C P R, all spell your doom, as you have become the latest victim of....COMEDY PARENTING RADIO! MWA HA HA HA HA HAA!--------Photo Credit:https://cottagelife.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/shutterstock_755632231.jpg

Comedy Parenting Radio unveils the latest spring collection by famed fashionista, Luis Batton.--------Photo Credit:https://www.coveralls.co.uk/images/545-3705_11026da_gray.jpg

Come one, come all, to the Grand Comedy Parenting Radio Two-Hour Extravaganza! We've got a list of things that will happen in here, so why don't you find out?-------Photo credit:https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/2084/0205/products/PastelConfettiBlend.jpg?v=1586458324

Coughing and hacking and pain, oh my! when some of the cast members catch a cold, they decide to record their misery! Yay!-------Photo Credit:https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/W0MAAOSw6qhehzp6/s-l400.jpg

The Comedy Parenting cast convenes conversationally on certain activities one can perform when one's Patriarch catnaps.----------Photo Credit:https://static01.nyt.com/images/2020/11/26/fashion/18PIG-COUCH/18PIG-COUCH-superJumbo-v3.jpg

Maybe an object is falling.Maybe it's falling right now.What are you going to do about it?I don't know, but in the meantime you could listen to this episode of Comedy Parenting Radio.--------Photo Credit:https://bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com/trib.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/f/6e/f6e921c3-6180-5b64-b129-ac997b4ff0cb/5f4498425852c.image.jpg?resize=1200%2C894

Comedy Parenting looks forward to all the new changes that come with the change of seasons!-------Photo Credit:https://thenextdoor.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/crocus_flower_drops_snow_spring_awakening_20861_1920x1080-1030x579.jpg

Comedy Parenting Radio helpfully lists off all the common mistakes you could possibly make, for sure.------Photo Credit:https://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/metromile-www-assets/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/29154954/regular_gas.jpg

Comedy Parenting Radio will now elaborate upon the haircuts found across America. Do not resist.-------Photo Credit:https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61qdxLiauDL._AC_SL1500_.jpg

Comedy Parenting can't pass up a good deal, but.. Some of these free objects may make you a bit wary of them..------Photo Credit:https://thumbor.forbes.com/thumbor/fit-in/1200x0/filters%3Aformat%28jpg%29/https%3A%2F%2Fspecials-images.forbesimg.com%2Fimageserve%2F5fc15e68c4f351dead36b378%2F0x0.jpg