Carolyn will save the world by swiping right, we create a new totally not illegal way to generate limitless energy (and make everyone more fit while we're at it), and we get an awesome exercise in envisioning the future we want (spoiler alert, it's filled with renewables).

Esteban does an intimate and shockingly revealing Q&A with Comedians Conquering Climate Change editor Matt Turner. We delve into Esteban's past failures with Spike Jones and why he is terrified to open his refrigerator.

Jared is the way-too-optimistic-yuppie-Indiannannan-fun-fact-master, Paul Rudd's hotness = the Earth's hotness (prove us wrong!), and we stand against all gas-powered claw machine climate solutions.

Esteban promises to get a new tattoo (keep him accountable y'all), Josh gives solid Hinge date ideas, and we learn new passive income ideas that passively help save the planet. SO MUCH DEAL!

We are all terrible at geography, Bianca is a badass on her scooter (but more importantly hates Hawaii), and Esteban learns to finally brush his teeth. Sorry, Dr. Wong.

Esteban offends (and then apologizes too) an entire nation, Antony has a crush on teacher, and we start our road to rock stardom — album drops next month on Def Jam.

The rake-heads get their turn in the spotlight; MK (a.k.a. "Plant Daddy") just wants to eat and plant trees; and we totally figure out how big Belgium is (smaller than France?).

Climate pledges are like receding hairlines, some rivalries can save the world, and Alli is a savant sock puppet who alienates every demographic in this inaugural episode.