Cold Cuts
Cold Cuts
Cold Cuts
Two medium sized men with medium sized brains have a lot to say about media, culture, and technology. Recent college grad Eric Zhou convinced his podcast producer friend, Arya Tousi, to kill some time together. Arya then discovered that being a podcast bro on a show about Nothing™ is a lot more fun than making super serious politics and news. Combine that with the "je ne sais quoi" of unfiltered hot takes, and you get Cold Cuts.
Special: Stranded on Christmas Eve
Jul 31, 2021
22 min
17: "This Isn't a Boxing Match, It's a Circus!"
Again, as much as it pains us to admit it... ... ... ... ...Jake Paul isn't a bad boxer.
May 28, 2021
29 min
16: "Horny People Are Good Customers"
Capitalists hate this man! Go from broke to billionaire with this one weird trick! (And give me 30%) Featuring what is likely the hottest take we've ever had on this show so buckle up, kids!
Apr 17, 2021
32 min
15: "This is the Start of the End of My Life."
Back from our hiatus, Eric gets introspective after he lands his first full time job out of college. 
Mar 19, 2021
27 min
14: "Yeah But Sending it IS the Point"
Jan 22, 2021
22 min
13: FDT
Trump's out. Finally. Recorded after the election but someone got lazy. 
Jan 1, 2021
29 min
Special: "This Tea Kettle is Ruining My Life"
The medium sized men combine their medium sized brains to figure out how electric kettles work. 
Dec 28, 2020
22 min
12: "It Hurts Me to Say This... But Jake Paul Isn't a Bad Boxer"
What has the world come to when you can see Mike Tyson, Roy Jones Jr, and... Jake Paul(?) on the same PPV.  Also featured: Arya coming out of his cave. 
Dec 5, 2020
32 min
11: "I'm Not Christian But I Went to Jesus Camp"
Currently on repeat: "FDT" by YG and Nipsey Hussle
Nov 13, 2020
21 min
10: "Reject Modernity, Return to Monke"
No hot takes, no stress, no election, no thoughts, head empty. 
Nov 6, 2020
18 min
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