Oh hi! Remember us? We didn't blackout, we just took a long break. A little panini happened, life changed but we are back! Season two is coming soon - more guests, more bad dating stories, more drinks. You'll be hearing from us soon!

This week I'm joined by Joseph, where we talk ginger-pubes, homewrecking and how he's totally not a f*ckboi.  Email: [email protected] Instagram: @CTalesShow Twitter: @CockTalesShow Joseph on Instagram: @Joseph.Abernethy

We're back! This week, Jay returns to help me clear up a controversy that has divided friends and wrecked families. We talk slut-shaming (it's bad), ghosting (also bad) and at some point, Jay knocks over the mic because of course he does. Twitter: @CockTalesShow Instagram: @CTalesShow Email: [email protected]

This week I'm joined by Dave; we debate the merits of whether IKEA is an appropriate place for a date, and a boy asks him to pickle things (this is not a double entendre). Twitter: @CockTalesShow Instagram: @CTalesShow Email: [email protected] Dave on Instagram: @Dave_Simmons

This week Brandon stopped by to drink gin and share one of his date's secret pasta sauce recipes. In a CockTales history first, I dry heave in the middle of a story. We also continue to torpedo sponsorship potential by slamming Nickelodeon, and Internet Cafés are a point of discussion. Instagram: @CTalesShow Twitter: @CockTalesShow Brandon on Instagram: @BrandonToronto

This week we're joined by Mark to talk Yahoo! Messenger, MSN, LimeWire and the time mom met a pornstar. Personal hygiene also becomes an issue, and we have our very first cliffhanger. Instagram: @CTalesShow Twitter: @CockTalesShow Mark on Instagram: @mark.chopping

This week I'm joined by Brett, who you'll remember was accused of being into anal leakage in episode one. It was only fair to give him the chance to reply and to hear his own stories. We learned he has an attic fetish.  Twitter: @CockTalesShow Instagram: @CTalesShow Follow Brett on Instagram: @bzmw_ Be on the show! Submit your lurid stories to bit.ly/CockTalesSignUp

This week we're joined by Lisa, who apparently has a tendency for providing free therapy to divorceés and children of divorce. Also find out how we torpedo any future potential sponsorships. Twitter: @CockTalesShow Instagram: @CTalesShow Lisa on Instagram: @lblythek

Welcome to CockTales! Episode one features Jay and ridiculous stories like: bear-hunting, the roommate who peed with the door open and a hook-up in a trailer park that had a dick-shaped cactus. Instagram/Twitter: @CTalesShow Email: [email protected]

Dating is the pits; but the horror stories you can laugh about later make all the trouble worth it.  Each week, join Josh and a different guest (over drinks!) to hear their date/hookup gone wrong stories. Follow CockTales: Instagram: @CTalesShow Twitter: @CTalesShow Facebook: facebook.com/CTalesShow Questions? Comments? Want to share  your stories? Email us: [email protected].