Our Monthly episode is here!

One of our shortest episodes ever. What does that say about how we felt about Phil Tippett's opus? Guess you'll just have to listen in.

“I don't know. I feel like I should just stop... You know? Just stop thinking about it, but I can't. Maybe I've seen too many movies, you know? Love at first sight. What do you think about love at first sight? You think you could love somebody by just looking at them? But the thing is, man, I felt like I knew her.” For our semi regularly scheduled programming, Trevor brings in yet another Derek Cianfrance film, Blue Valentine. Guaranteed to both make you laugh and crush your soul in equal measures. So listen in as we bring on another special guest (Tyler) for an episode that will have you second guessing love, or maybe just your confusing and conflicted feelings of love for Ryan Gosling.

Three movies in one episode?! That's riight! This time it's three times the action, three times the comedy and three times the Jackie...Jackie Chan that is! It's the super star's seminal works, The first three Police Story movies. Jackie performs some of his greatest stunts and costars with future Oscar winner Michelle Yeoh in Police Story 3: Supercop.

Getting back on track with our regularly scheduled programming, we’re discussing a movie that has the all important “three B’s”… boobs, blood…..and Bacon. A film important for many young boys growing up in the late 90’s….for several reasons. Listen in as we discuss 1998’s erotic noir thriller classic, Wild Things.

Few filmmakers are as influential as the great Orson Welles. Few are as infamous. A man of magic, lies and art, Welles brings to light three fakers, one being himself in our first documentary. A documentary that observes the fakeness of art, the fakeness of "experts" and whether or not truth should get in the way of a good story. This week we return to the Criterion Collection with F for Fake!

What's cooler than cool? It's Ice, baby! Sneak a peak at a taste of the early 90s and drop those zeros and get with our hero, Robert Van Winkle. Check out his fight skills that rival Steven Seagal and his detective skills that rival Walker Texas Ranger. But what does he do in his down time? He's just coolin' but don't be trippin' and skippin' this episode because it's Cool as Iccccccce!

Ok...how should I start this episode summary? Should I start with the reason it took so long to upload this episode? No I don't' have a good excuse for that and people are just going to think I'm some kind of loser. Maybe I should talk about the movie. But I hate when people go on and on in the description about what the podcasters talk about in the episode. I know! I'll make it very meta, like how the movie is meta. I'll write out what I'm thinking and it will be cleaver and people will want to listen to the episode even more. Nah! I don't think people even read the episode descriptions. Honestly they're kind of a pain to write. (Wait...did I just use the right they're/there/their? they. are. Yeah I'm good. Maybe I should say the title of the movie. No because that's what the episode title is for)

Instead of describing our Swiss Army Man episode, I thought we should hear from the critics of the movie: "Incredible and not in a good way." says Wendy Ide of the Observer (UK) "By the end, having failed in its attempt at cleverness, the movie veers into sentiment, the inevitable last resort. The movie fails at that, too." raves Mick LaSalle of the San Francisco Chronicle "Dano, as a dude who washes up on a desert island, and Radcliffe, as a farting corpse, go their own nutter way. This is such a baller of a movie that you keep wishing it would be better than it is." cries Peter Travers of Rolling Stone

The 95th Annual Academy Awards are Sunday and in order to talk about it properly Mike and Trevor bring in their Oscar expert, Oscar. We go through all 23 categories and explain what the Academy forgot, what they got wrong, who we think should win and who we think will win. Who will win best Actor, Hot Austin or Fat Fraser? Who will win best director, a couple of Daniels or a man who's been here before? And what is My Year of Dicks actually about? Listen quick before the ceremony or wait until the results are announced and see who got the most predictions right!