Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy Chaos in the back of a minivan in New York City. This episode of Chrissy Chaos goes everywhere — from classic NYC energy and wild childhood stories to Knicks frustrations, old-school parenting, and real marriage advice that actually hits. We get into how New York has changed, growing up with tough parents, relationships, family life, and a birthday dinner that takes a turn you won’t believe. It’s unpredictable, it’s honest, and it’s exactly what you expect when you record a podcast in the back of a car. Subscribe for new episodes every week. 00:00 Podcast in a Minivan 00:01 New York Energy vs Everywhere Else 00:02 Wild Childhood & Old School Parenting 00:05 Has NYC Changed? Safety & Street Stories 00:06 Italian Restaurant Debate in Queens 00:08 Knicks Talk & NBA Rant 00:10 Acting Stories & NYPD Blue 00:12 Catholic School & Growing Up in Queens 00:14 Love Story & Marriage Talk 00:16 Real Marriage Advice 00:18 Family Life & Relationships 00:20 BlueChew Ad Read 00:21 Birthday Dinner Goes Wrong 00:23 Injury, Surgery & Physical Therapy Talk UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #Comedy Chrissy Chaos is back and this time the Reverse Advice Hotline delivers. Chrissy and Vito talk weight loss, weird food habits, David Cross, Jasmin’s birthday, home ownership stress, and then open the lines for fans to tell Chrissy exactly how to fix his life. The callers do not disappoint. Chrissy gets roasted for not knowing tools, told to stop moving, pushed into “man bootcamp,” and somehow ends up in a full debate about confidence, dating, daughters, and whether he can survive adulthood. Absolute chaos from start to finish. Subscribe for more Chrissy Chaos and drop a comment with your best advice for Chrissy. Timestamps 00:00 Chrissy’s new look, the lights, and the Reverse Advice Hotline 01:21 Chrissy’s weight loss, peptides, protein yogurt, and avocado talk 04:40 Vito’s banana disaster and getting diarrhea from Chrissy 05:37 Jasmine’s birthday problem and why Chrissy needs help 06:15 David Cross, fake voicemail chaos, and comedian stories 08:58 House stress, money pressure, and Delilah manipulating basketball time 11:11 Reverse Advice Hotline begins 11:32 Jacob calls in and tells Chrissy to buy tools 16:34 Tool talk turns completely insane 20:28 Von says Chrissy has to stop moving 25:31 Arizona, the original 13 colonies, and saving Atlanta over Chicago 27:20 Elise creates “man bootcamp” for Chrissy 29:32 Can Chrissy actually change a tire? 33:42 Jasmine birthday advice from Elise 37:42 Nick calls in with the wildest confidence boost of the episode 41:11 Group chat recap: tools, confidence, and total insanity 46:05 Chrissy tries to figure out Jasmine’s actual birthday plan 48:58 Ireland trip debate: nanny or mom? 53:58 Trump, the Pope, and late-show chaos 58:28 Who should Chrissy call next? 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #Comedy We’re BACK on video… In this episode of Chrissy Chaos, Chris explains why he HAD to bring video back (hint: it involves a house, a wedding, and a LOT of money). Meanwhile, Josephine the dog completely takes over the studio, Vito is barely surviving with duct-taped equipment, and the Reverse Advice Hotline returns with some of the most unhinged callers yet. From real estate advice to vegan weight loss, dating chaos, and even a dog communicator who claims she can read Josephine’s mind… this episode is absolute madness. Plus: Easter drama, family dynamics, and the realization that adulthood might just be one long expensive mistake. Subscribe for new episodes every week. And yes… video is here to stay. 00:00 We’re BACK on video (and I’m broke) 02:00 The real reason we NEED video 05:30 House problems & expensive upgrades 08:00 Dog chaos begins (Josephine takeover) 11:30 Reverse Advice Hotline returns 14:30 Real estate advice call 20:00 Vegan weight loss guy (Sea Bass) 27:00 Wild relationship + life advice caller 34:00 Dog communicator joins… gets weird 48:00 Ranking the callers 52:00 Chaos recap & best advice 56:30 Jasmine call + tooth drama 01:00:00 Easter recap & family dynamics 01:07:00 Old house problems & real estate talk 01:13:00 Future of the show + hotline rules UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/VitoCalise 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chrissy is spiraling… and this episode proves it. From breaking down a massive financial mistake with his house to debating testosterone therapy, Chrissy Chaos gets REAL in this audio-only episode. But instead of giving advice… he flips the script. 📞 Introducing the Reverse Advice Hotline — where fans give HIM advice. And let’s just say… it gets chaotic fast. We’ve got: A brutally honest breakdown of overspending and financial stress The reality of family, pressure, and feeling stuck Wild calls from fans (including a sailing instructor and a Reiki “witch”) A moment that somehow turns into matchmaking?! Behind-the-scenes stories from a massive NYPD show at Madison Square Garden And a real conversation about work, purpose, and getting your life together This is Chrissy Chaos at its most unfiltered. Call the hotline: (929) 266-7934 00:00 Intro – Audio Only Chaos Begins 01:00 Health Talk – Cholesterol, Testosterone & TRT Debate 03:30 Dog Stories Get INSANE 06:00 Chrissy’s Financial Reality Hits Hard 08:30 “I Bought a House I Can’t Afford” 12:00 Too Many Podcasts? Feeling Overwhelmed 13:00 Reverse Advice Hotline Explained 15:00 Should He Sell the House or Stay? 20:00 Living Paycheck to Paycheck Reality Check 23:00 History Hyenas Saving His Career 26:00 Home Renovation Stress + Reality Check 29:00 Career Reflections & Madison Square Garden Story 32:00 NYPD Show Breakdown (Wild Crowd Story) 37:00 Jasmine Calls Mid-Pod (Classic Chaos) 40:00 Reverse Advice Call #1 – “Buy a Boat” 44:30 Reverse Advice Call #2 – Chakra Healing Gets Wild 53:00 Fans Meet Each Other… It Gets Weird 59:30 “Is My Life Actually Normal?” 01:00:30 TRT, Health & Getting Older Talk 01:05:00 Career Mindset & Self-Doubt 01:09:00 Conversation about Ron Bennington 01:12:00 Outro – Back to Moving Furniture Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#chrisdistefano Chris is back with another chaotic episode — and this one has everything. We’re going audio only (deal with it), calling fans for advice instead of giving it, and trying to figure out if Chris is even capable of owning a Siberian Husky. Things spiral fast when a “fox sighting” turns into a full sprint from… a squirrel. Chris calls dog trainer Justin Silver for real advice, but somehow ends up talking peptides, shock collars, and whether you can train a dog like a four-legged child. Then it’s Knicks courtside stories — including Tracy Morgan demanding Vito “lock the f*** in,” plus an all-time awkward celebrity interaction. We also get into: Chris potentially coaching his daughter’s T-ball team (terrifying) A secret bundt cake addiction Saint John’s obsession reaching dangerous levels And whether Chris is about to abandon his family for March Madness PLUS — the debut of the Reverse Advice Hotline. 📞 CALL IN: (929) 266-7934 Leave a voicemail and YOU might get called on the show. 0:00 Audio Only Chaos Begins 1:00 Ceiling Leak + “Actual Men” Fix It 2:00 Starving Before Podcast 3:00 Chris vs Audio-Only Haters 5:00 Reverse Advice Hotline Idea 6:45 Husky Controversy + Fan Comments 8:00 “Fox” vs Squirrel Incident 9:30 Calling Dog Trainer Justin Silver 12:00 How To Train a Husky Properly 15:00 Shock Collar Explanation 18:00 Trainer Hookup Gets Weird 20:00 LA vs NYC Debate 23:00 Peptides, TRT & Dog Injections 27:00 Bundt Cake Obsession 29:00 Courtside Knicks Experience 33:00 Tracy Morgan Interaction 37:00 Awkward Celebrity Moment 41:00 Sitting Courtside Struggles 45:00 Celebrities & Fighting Talk 46:30 Reverse Advice Hotline Plug 47:00 Opening Day + Mets Talk 49:00 T-Ball Coaching Debate 52:00 Saint John’s Madness Obsession #StandUp #Comedy UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/vitocalise 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chrissy Chaos is BACK — and this time it’s audio only. Chris Distefano and Vito are back together after a long break, diving into everything from moving out of NYC, buying a house, anxiety spirals, relationships, and whether Chris made the biggest mistake of his life. From breaking a lawn mower on day one… to questioning EVERYTHING… to discovering peptides and internet health conspiracies — this episode is peak Chrissy Chaos. If you’ve ever made a big life decision and immediately panicked… this one’s for you. 🎧 New episodes every week (audio only) 🔥 Chaos is officially back 00:00 Chrissy Chaos Returns (Audio Only Era) 03:00 Moving Out of NYC & House Regret Begins 07:30 Lawn Mower Disaster (Day One Homeowner Fail) 10:00 “Did I Ruin My Life?” Anxiety Spiral 12:30 Learning to Be a Man (At 41) 15:30 Suburban Life vs City Life 18:30 Why Chrissy Chaos Stopped 21:00 Chris Has No Brakes (Jasmine Calls Him Out) 24:00 Expensive House Mistakes & Fence Story 26:30 Living the Wrong Life 28:30 “My Best Days Were Over” 31:00 Conspiracies, News & Chaos Talk 33:30 Chris Admits He Doesn’t Want the Dog 35:30 Jasmine Calls Into the Podcast 38:30 Dog Problems, Poop & Daily Chaos 41:30 Suburban Culture Shock (Garbage, Neighbors) 44:30 The Italian Neighbor Story 46:00 Peptides, Ozempic & Health Rabbit Hole 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/vitocalise 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In 1979, Iranian revolutionaries stormed the U.S. Embassy in Tehran and took 52 Americans hostage, sparking a 444-day international crisis. Caught between shifting politics and fierce anti-American sentiment, the hostages endured beatings, mock executions, and months of isolation. Meanwhile, the world watched as President Jimmy Carter struggled to negotiate their release amid rising tensions and oil shocks. Discover how a daring CIA operation — involving a fake sci-fi movie called Argo — helped smuggle six diplomats to freedom. Dive into the behind-the-scenes drama of Iran’s revolution, U.S.-Iran relations, and the unexpected heroes who changed history. Perfect for fans of political thrillers, Cold War stories, and true tales of courage under fire. Don’t miss this gripping episode on one of the most intense hostage crises in modern history. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS House of Atlas - https://houseofatlas.com with promo code CHAOS for 20% off everything. SelectQuote - Life insurance is never cheaper than it is today. Get the right life insurance for YOU, for LESS, and save more than fifty percent at https://selectquote.com/chaos Thrive Market - Go to https://ThriveMarket.com/CHAOS, to get thirty percent off your first order, plus a FREE sixty dollar gift just for signing up. BlueChew - Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! And we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code CHAOS -- just pay $5 shipping. Christories Disclaimer* it is important to note that Christories knowledge and understanding of historical events, facts, and figures may not be 100% accurate or complete! Note that information in this episode has been lightly researched and we encourage you to continue your learning outside of this episode too, Babes! Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋‍♀️ Venetia Geras - Writer / Producer Website - https://www.venetiageras.com Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras 🎥 Steve Ciccone - Editor Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/erthtone/ YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@erthtone John Grady - Graphic Designer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WE'RE GOING TO BE TALKING ABOUT PROHIBITION, THE CRAZY ERA WHEN ALCOHOL WAS BANNED IN AMERICA! From the roaring twenties to speakeasies hidden behind secret doors, Prohibition turned ordinary Americans into bootleggers, gangsters, and undercover cops. We dive into how this bold social experiment was supposed to stop crime and improve health, but instead, it sparked a wild rise in organized crime, secret parties, and clever loopholes. Hear about the colorful characters, the rise of the mob, and how the government’s grand plan ultimately fizzled out. This episode uncorks the real story behind the dry laws and their unintended consequences. Listen to the full Christories of Prohibition and raise a glass to history, just not with booze! SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS BetterHelp - Chrissy Chaos presents Christories is brought to you by BetterHelp. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at https://betterhelp.com/CHAOS Nutrafol - https://Nutrafol.com/men promo code CHAOS Christories Disclaimer* it is important to note that Christories knowledge and understanding of historical events, facts, and figures may not be 100% accurate or complete! Note that information in this episode has been lightly researched and we encourage you to continue your learning outside of this episode too, Babes! Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋‍♀️ Venetia Geras - Writer / Producer Website - https://www.venetiageras.com Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras 🎥 Steve Ciccone - Editor Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/erthtone/ YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@erthtone John Grady - Graphic Designer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WE'RE GOING TO BE TALKING ABOUT THE CHERNOBYL EXPLOSION, ONE OF THE MOST CATASTROPHIC NUCLEAR DISASTERS IN HISTORY. In this episode of Christories, we dive deep into the events leading up to the explosion, revealing how human error and flawed design combined to create a deadly accident. Discover the harrowing immediate aftermath and the long-term environmental and health impacts that still resonate today. We explore the untold stories of the brave workers and first responders who risked everything to contain the disaster. Learn how the Soviet government tried to cover up the incident and the global reaction that followed. Tune in to hear the full Christories of Chernobyl, a chilling tale of science, tragedy, and resilience. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Cornbread Hemp - Right now, Chrissy Chaos listeners can save 30% on their first order! Just head to https://cornbreadhemp.com/CHAOS and use code CHAOS at checkout. QUINCE - Go to https://Quince.com/CHRISSY for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. BlueChew - Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! And we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code CHAOS -- just pay $5 shipping. Christories Disclaimer* it is important to note that Christories knowledge and understanding of historical events, facts, and figures may not be 100% accurate or complete! Note that information in this episode has been lightly researched and we encourage you to continue your learning outside of this episode too, Babes! Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋‍♀️ Venetia Geras - Writer / Producer Website - https://www.venetiageras.comInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras 🎥 Steve Ciccone - Editor Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/erthtone/ YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@erthtone John Grady - Graphic Designer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WE’RE GOING TO BE TALKING ABOUT THE SALEM WITCH TRIALS. In this chilling episode of Christories, we uncover the truth behind one of the darkest chapters in American colonial history. Forget what you’ve heard about witches being burned—this story is even more haunting. We explore how fear, superstition, and power dynamics led to the wrongful execution of 19 people, mostly women. You’ll learn who was accused, who benefited, and why it spiraled out of control. From teenage girls to political grudges, nothing was as simple as it seemed. Listen to the full Christories episode on the Salem Witch Trials to uncover the real story behind the myth. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS True Classic - Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/CHAOS! #trueclassicpod Christories Disclaimer* it is important to note that Christories knowledge and understanding of historical events, facts, and figures may not be 100% accurate or complete! Note that information in this episode has been lightly researched and we encourage you to continue your learning outside of this episode too, Babes! Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋‍♀️ Venetia Geras - Writer / Producer Website - https://www.venetiageras.com Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras 🎥 Steve Ciccone - Editor Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/erthtone/ YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@erthtone John Grady - Graphic Designer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices