Involunatary brain surgery can't kill us. Mental wards can't kill us. My wife who now hates me can't kill us. Chonga por vida holmes. Dontchu know I'm loco? Inner City Sex Ed. Greg Miller's show and tell about his magnificent penis of tomorrow. Wings of Redemption. Holly's pussy is bleeding. Bible Study Hour. Dan gets MK Ultra'd by booger and semen eating fan of the podcast. Depends Magnum. Nexium. Dan's story about beating four counts of assault with a deadly weapon on the stand your ground law.Daryl and Daryl try to make a skin suit, buy minithins and then tar themeselves to infiltrate BLM. Cuties. Jason Bermas did 911. Miss Olajimbo explains to Emporer Rat Bastard that he is too fat to fly.

The N-Word is the shredded cheddar cheese of words. Yes, it's bad for your health, bad for your soul, bad for your karma. But life is so bland without the N-word. This podcast, unfortunately, doesn't contain the N-word. So expect it to taste bland like a baked potato covered only in butter and salt. We recommend that our listeners punctuate the comedy of this podcast by saying the N-Word themselves, whenever you, the listener deem it to be appropriate.Today's Chongatron follows the adventures of Daryl, a methed out West Virginian hunter, and Daryl, a talking cartoon armadillo drug hallucination. Listen as they hatch a plan to combat Black Lives Matter, before the rioters reach his rural trailer park. Also in this episode, Sex Ed Class, Breast Cancer Awareness, and Tom Hanks conspiracies.

Copyright disclaimer - Section 107 of the 1976 Copyright Act allows for fair use for the purposes of criticism or comment or farce. Bubblewrap ASMR. Rat's words for advice for young people about drinking mouthwash. Gay Fallout sketch. Dan demands his cohosts play him to the mic. Kyle Rittenhouse Robotron. A brief history of western literature. A whole bunch of repetative back in the day reminiscing and bullshit. Holly's Hee Haw Joke.Contains samplessourced from Reading Rainbow and [email protected]@chongatron on Twitter  

The goddamn mayor's on my ass Callahan. You've gone and done it. Let's see. Last night you crashed the Goodyear Blimp into the Meadowlands Stadium during a Jet's playoff game, you performed Lingchi on a person of interest in a counterfitting case and that was played on the Jumbotron, and you handcuffed the wheelchair of a perp to your patrol car, the same perp you crippled last month, for lets see, failure to yield to a yellow light. So just what do you have to say for yourself Harry?Harry Callahan - "Well sargent, I'd beat him until he pissed himself and I didn't want the back of the squad car to smell... Sigh. Badge and gun?"Yes. Leave your badge and gun.Contact us at:[email protected]@chongatron on TwitterCashapp: hp4420

Dan brands Holly. Rat brands Dan. Cowboy Dan by Modest Mouse. False start. Magical homeless black man shares his wisdom. Holly talks about dehumanization. Rat talks about pedos. Downs Syndrome Donny kills himself during a masturbation accident at his job, unloading trucks for Paulie's Italian Meat Market. Paulie and the paizons craft a business venture to sell velcro belts to the mentally challenged. Morgan Freeman narrates an outro as the gang descends into madness.@chongatron on [email protected]

Chongatron has come to terms with the release of Edgar. We wish him best of luck in all his future endeavors, unless his future endeavors involve violence. Actually we are building a wall around the great land of Chonga to keep Edgar out.This episode was recorded on Skype, with shitty equipment, in an effort to record our weekly podcast at the last minute.Features Emperor Rat Bastard.Contact us:@chongatron on [email protected]

Officer Denny McDoodle stops by to talk about selling the world's largest collection of RIP tribute shirts he bought from hood thrift stores. The proceeds go to rebuilding the Portland Fraternal Order of Police lodge.Then we reveal the final Joker card. We pull back the curtain in a Russo-era swerve and shoot on the death of George Floyd. This turns us babyface forever and makes us woke protecting us from the neoliberal stormtroopers. We will be launching our patreon soon, so you can give us 50 thousand dollars a month, now that our jokes are acceptible because we were actually woke socialists this whole time, and not cynical sociopaths. Just listen to the nothing we give you. Cry at the beauty of silence. [email protected]@chongatron on twittercashapp: hp4420

We satirize the alt right while trying to piss off the woke left. Holly is tricked into buying cum and blood perfume by some gay nazi's podcast. As an act of revenge we figure out how to launch a movie review and perfume that caters to the chinese market. Holly does a Real American Corner about a black drag queen we knew who cannibalized his grandmother. Dan does a Real American corner about his former bandmate who went from a millionaire's son, to a closeted bisexual, to a rapper, to a pedophile, to a coke head, to a failed stand up, to a junkie, and now he is a white supremacist blogger. Edgar doesn't say much because Dan is manic and won't shut the fuck up. It's a bad podcast for stupid assholes.Contact us @chongatron on Twitter or [email protected]

Forget cancel culture. Long live Cankle Couture, Chongatron's official clothing line for ugly mean spirited fat white women with no sense of humor, and far too much agency. Cankle Couture- because you need to look good when you're throwing a fit on Twitter, or complaining to the Starbuck's manager that they're out of cake [email protected]@chongatron on Twitter

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