Cheryl’s Bitches
Cheryl’s Bitches
Allison Torrence
Riverdale lovers/haters Evan and Allison break down each episode of the the iconic series, Riverdale. Follow chapter by chapter as they explore the complex plot lines, iconic quotes, and general chaos. Each week they try to answer some of our times greatest questions. Like which Riverdale characters are gay? Who has the most iconic outfits? And what happened to that Dairy Queen? Follow @cherylsbitches on Twitter, Instagram and TikTok. Email is at [email protected]
Chapter 15: Nighthawks
In this instant classic of an episode Evan and Allison discuss the inherent homoeroticism of threatening to release your cousin’s snuff film and the prison industrial complex. And Allison sings 3 separate Taylor Swift songs.
May 11, 2023
1 hr 2 min
Chapter 14: A Kiss Before Dying
In the season 2 premiere, Allison and Evan discuss the arrival of Hiram “Daddy” Lodge, Fred’s brush with death, and Hermione not letting go of the Cristal.
May 4, 2023
52 min
Bonus: Riverdale Meme Reaction
In this season 1 bonus episode, Allison and Evan react to circa-2017 Riverdale memes. It’s a lot of fun.
Apr 20, 2023
1 hr
Chapter 13: The Sweet Hereafter
On this finale, Allison and Evan discuss Serpent Slut™️ memes, Archie leading Betty on for no reason, and the future of Riverdale.
Apr 6, 2023
1 hr 17 min
Chapter 12: Anatomy of a Murder
Evan and Allison identify many plotholes in the penultimate episode of the season! #SpareUsTheMiddleClassMorality #WhereEvenIsToledo
Mar 30, 2023
1 hr 2 min
Chapter 11: To Riverdale and Back
Allison and Evan discuss why Riverdale is an indie darling show, if Veronica has the emotional bandwidth to deal with Archie, and if Pop’s milkshakes are in the recommended diet of pregnant women.
Mar 23, 2023
1 hr 16 min
Chapter 10: The Lost Weekend
In the most giggly episode yet, Allison and Evan discuss Alice’s invasions of privacy, our feelings about Secrets and Sins and how Kevin is the voice of gay Twitter.
Mar 16, 2023
1 hr 11 min
Chapter 9: La Grande Illusion
Allison and Evan discuss if Archie is a nepotism baby and if Cheryl is crazy or just a 15 year old girl.
Mar 9, 2023
1 hr 9 min
Episode 8: The Outsiders
Allison and Evan discuss one-on-one sports ;), creepy baby nightlights and Kevin’s taste in fashion.
Mar 2, 2023
58 min
Chapter 7: In a Lonely Place
Evan speculates on how Polly would perform on Survivor, Allison talks about the “We could’ve had a real good life Archie’s dad” iconic Tumblr post, and they both struggle to understand timelines.
Feb 23, 2023
1 hr 9 min
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