We celebrate a divorce-aversary, don't miss that snow in the Northeast, and check in on both Wally’s sister and Chris’s sister—who may or may not have experienced a full-blown miracle cure.
Jess is in her let's sue everybody” era, we acknowledge the superiority of “the good ice,” and spiral into a deep conversation about people who choose homelessness. Jess also opens up about being duped by a narcissistic sociopath (red flags in hindsight are undefeated), and we share some insurance updates that feel suspiciously adult.
We teach Wally how to buy things from sketchy websites without wrecking his identity, relive a tragic Squatty Potty incident, and process the emotional damage caused when a Nashville tree service absolutely demolished a tree.
Plus: why we don’t heal, sleep, or navigate stairs like we used to—and how aging is basically just a slow negotiation with gravity.
Your chaos is here.

