Is God real? What is the proper way to consume takis? What is the real reason that men and women aren't getting along? How much coffee is a 'normal' amount of coffee to consume? Chayma provides all the answers in "Chaywarma's Formula" where she muses about existentialism, fights for the girl's girls, and most importantly, talks your ear off.

In a capitalistic society, how can we properly utilize kindness to achieve the the goal of contentment, self-assurance, and community building? When is being kind too much? When is it not enough? Chayma theorizes some solutions in the first installment of "Chaywarma's Formula".