Dear Bree, Drink water. Love, Mommy

Dear Mommy, I still can’t believe it took us this long to do a margarita. We must really be slackin’ but at least through all this we discovered what we’ll watch on our next movie night. Love, Bree

Dear Bree, I’m so glad I’m back and that we could enjoy one of my favorite drinks together. Thanks for holding down the fort last week. Maybe I’ll reward you with a trip to see everyone’s favorite curmudgeon in New Orleans. Love, Mommy

Dear Mommy, I’m sorry you didn’t feel well this week. On the bright side, it gave our audience the chance for seven minutes of unadulterated me. It definitely wasn’t awkward at all. And…uh…yeah, Bree

Dear Mommy, The universe loving you really worked out for me. Especially since it lead to us drinking a beer I’m actually perfectly okay with! I’m only a year and two months from being able to drink it at Grant’s Farm. Love, Bree

Dear Bree, If you had just told me I could have saved you from having to watch Dumbo. At least there were no racist birds in this one. There was still a sad elephant though so was it really worth it? Love, Mommy

Dear Mommy, I love when you don’t like a drink. It always ends so well for me. At least we can both agree that the history of this drink is really interesting, even if it’s not true. Love, Bree

Dear Bree, It’s comforting as a mother to know that we found a drink that helps you drink responsibly. However, it’s even more comforting to know that the Mars Rover didn’t say that sad, sad thing. Love, Mommy

Dear Mommy, The Amaretto Sour was very good and I am happy that you now have the ingredients for your favorite drink in the house. Hopefully no one who listens to the pod likes Trainspotting or this will be a hard episode to listen to…but they should anyway. Love, Bree

Dear Mommy, It’s not that funny that I didn’t know how to spell Mick Jagger. I’m really gonna get you back next episode. Just you wait. Love, Bree