The FINAL EPISODE OF THE SEASON. We're taking another break, cuz Will is going to prison probably, but we will back for S3 eventually! Thank you to all of our fans, even T-Rex.

In the lead up to the season finale, Steven Seagal is back, and he's kicking ass and exiting wounds! Patrick Richardson and William Woods are your certified cinephiles. *tip of the indiana jones hat to you*

Hello, movie tuners this is Patrick. I want to apologize to you sweeties as my gang-stalkers have recently upped the ante! I am no longer allowed inside my own home, because it has been conquered by the hollywood elitist deepstate; our weeklong hiatus was due to this. But finally I have gotten back into my home, and although all of my food has been eaten by my gang stalkers, I am ready to continue the good fight! This movie is Will's favorite movie. LOVE YOU GUYS. for William Woods, the very hungry, Patrick Richardson still working on the intro bits aswell!

Joe Pesci's magnum opus, and his hair looks fly as hell too. We haven't had time to bust out intro skits for these last few episodes of the season. I apologize. But we will make it up to you! Much love. patreon.com/birthdaypiss

Patrick and Will encounter all sorts of bear bands in this bear adventure. Bears are so fucking talented and ferocious. featuring: Adam Cayton Holland, Andrew Orvedahl and Ben Roy as Blink Hibernatey Two (link to wikipedia for bears goes here)

Deepstate Hollywood Agents finally got a hold of us and it doesn't end pretty...for them. Heh heh heh. This week we watched Drop Dead Fred. join the patreon to hear all of the second season now: patreon.com/birthdaypiss

This week! We are talking about the hit movie Surviving the game starring Ice-T and Gary Busey! Why does hollywood hate Gary Busey, Why did Ice-T get dragged out into the middle of the woods to be hunted. And why is William in trouble for pranking a family super hard?

daaamn we're getting good at this!!! timecop fuckin rules.  intro skit: timecop: trent dozier present day van damme: damon  royster next week we watch the ice-t HEATER surviving the game: gary busey goes full sicko mode in this thing become a supporter at patreon.com/birthdaypiss to hear the entire first season now!

steel and martin get a hot lead on some terrorist activity happening on junkyard island, can steel and his supersuit save junkyard island in time for the junkyard basketball championship? intro skit: steel - david gborie martin - shanel hughes gun man - danny maupin next week we watch van damme in the action packed 90's sci fi masterpiece: timecop

the evil journalist snurd is trying to turn america's population into classical music loving losers by killing all the kids at rock n roll high school, but luckily, rockerman is on the scene. camp rock: an oasis and safe haven for young rockers to grow and thrive, or a hell island--designed to milk hit songs from the teets of young unassuming teens? find out on episode three of season two of certified cinephiles!!! next week we tackle the junkyard misadventures of the superhero world's leading rebounder, shaq's magnum opus: 'steel' intro skit: rockerman - matt cobos snurd & demi lovato: gabby gutierrez-reed joe jonas: michael isaacs hosted by william woods & patrick richardson full season available now at patreon.com/birthdaypiss