Certified Apes Podcast
Certified Apes Podcast
Certified Apes
A few friends discuss current events, sports and comedy.
Kevin Calls Tom Hardy The Voice of Our Generation
The boys debate where would you rather live, Africa or India. Talk about Breona Taylor ruling and China strikes again being one of the worst places on earth. Pat and Kev want to join up if we go to war with China. Plus, week 3 picks.
Sep 27, 2020
1 hr 49 min
Kev Distraught by RBG
In this episode, the boys are rocked by the news of Ruth Bader Ginsburg's sudden passing at 87 years old. #RIPRBG. We recap week 1 NFL picks and make week 2 selections. Some light banter and recent news.
Sep 22, 2020
1 hr 29 min
Pat Gets Caught With His Pants Down
Pat gets caught jerkin his WAP, the boys talk current events and make their Week 1 NFL picks.
Sep 14, 2020
2 hr
Matt and Pat Get Screwed In Fantasy Football
In this episode, Pat and Matt get screwed by Sleeper in their fantasy football draft. We learn all about Jim Thorpe and the history of Pre-Super Bowl Cleveland Football along with some intermittent current events. Oh Long Johnson.
Sep 5, 2020
2 hr
Führer Pat Demands Happiness In His Reich
Pat thinks people who open carry are pussies, the boys respectfully disagree. We discuss the Kenosha Kid (fat pussy), the King Cuck: Jerry Falwell Jr. and RIP to Black Panther.
Sep 1, 2020
1 hr 58 min
Pat Wants a Rug
In this episode, Pat and Kev's Dad, Rick, stops by as a special guest! Everyone agrees Rob O'Neil is a douche, Pat wants to believe (in UFOs).
Aug 22, 2020
1 hr 57 min
Matt and Kev think Pat is a dumb bitch for not liking Cane's Chicken
In this episode we talk #justiceforcannon, fucking up the post office and the great chicken debate.
Aug 17, 2020
1 hr 26 min
Uncle Kev Does A Bid In Chicago
In this episode Kev does a solid on a run to Chicago, Pat is on a Crusade to get metal detectors in schools. We talk about dat bitch Ellen, we discover "Blackfishing" and basically all whites are racist.
Aug 13, 2020
1 hr 59 min
Pat Wants to Lead the Navajo Nation
Pat & Kev discover their DNA results...they're not human. Uncle kev drops serious coin on some fine cigars and loves the Ayatollah. China sucks almost as much as 1 millions moms. And of course some gun tawk.
Aug 2, 2020
2 hr 3 min
Pat Gets Gat
In this episode the boys talk about people in Hong Kong....I mean Portland.....being abducted in unmarked vans, Krazy Kanye, the Florida Fishing Massacre and Patty gets Gatty.
Jul 30, 2020
1 hr 24 min
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