Hello folks! Hello and welcome back to a new episode of Certifiably MaD with your certified straight cis hosts Tiny Dick and Jackie Trans! We open with some hard hitting on the ground investigative reporting on the alleged hurricane that was supposed to wipe out new england (folks its been debunked, there is no hurricane fuck you bill gates), and continue on with other topics like: TD and JT reflect on 9/11 and what they have stolen from us as a result of them pulling off the biggest false flag in the history of the world (john brennan folks, hes connected to this), the beginning of the end for JB as impeachment inquires begin over his outrageously corrupt law breaking with his son, dick cheney makes a video and fails to see its irony, a bunch of DJT observations (cant hide it anymore, i love this guy), the theory that equality really means superiority,  some illegal scum bag gets re caught after escaping jail in PA (send them all back folks), JTs misadventures in the kitchen, maine pushing for hate speech laws (the scariest thing we've ever heard, jokes on them though we'd die before this bs becomes law), margaret sangers grandson and the ideal number of abortions, RFKJR almost getting assassinated, and dudes who wear cologne. Thanks for listening folks! We'll catch you next week! Remember though: hurricane preparation is best done after having released into a chicken. You trying to say you want to die? Didn't think so, keep fucking that chicken ***BuCKawWWwwWw***