Yooo! We're back! Welcome to Certifiably MaD your source of light in a world full of darkness. This one is full of energy and zest and should not be missed by anyone. We start with some Tucker talk and go from there, who knows what you might learn? Press play and we'll catch you next week! Pce yall much love! ***BucKawwWWwwW***

It'sssss time! For the most recent episode of Certifiably MaD with your hosts Jackie Trans and Jermichael aka Tiny Dick! This episode rocks like all the ones before it and we cover a bunch of different stuff, including some coyote talk from JT which was very enlightening. That is FAR from the only topic we discuss obviously, take it for a spin and we'll catch you all next week! Be well! ***BuCKaWWww***

Hello guys! Welcome once again to another episode of Certifiably MaD hot off the presses. Its a long one, pause, so you're welcome! Enjoy! Catch you all next strong on CMAD! Pce outttt ***BuCCkkAWwwWWW***

Woooo! Whats going on dear listener?! We're 100% back and 100% sure this episode rips and tears in all the right ways. Ditch the therapist and get set for some real truth, free truth and universal truth (to us anyways). I wont spoil the ep so go ahead and press play on it, its fresh folks. Until next week, keep doing those push ups and stockpile chicken feed because when the lights go out, you shouldn't have to suffer sexually. Much love to you all! Pce ***BuckkAWWwww***

Yo fellas we're back in action this week on Certifiably MaD. We're making gains and slaying demons like always. What the fuck were they doing in those tunnels boys? It probably wasn't a tunnel of love if you know what I mean. Take it from me, tunnels are just the tip of the iceberg of this episode. It isn't mandatory listening (yet) but lets just say its "highly encouraged". Anyways folks, thanks so much for listening! Catch you next week! Just know that any housing situation that would make you distressed will also make your chicken distressed. ABOVE GROUND coops are a must and if I find out those fellas in NYC were housing chickens in those tunnels I'm gonna be PISSED. Much love! ***BucKAwwWWww***  

Hello everybody, happy new year. As we hurtle headlong into another year its important to take stock of what really matters in life: listening to this podcast. Thank you and we look forward to this year with great hope and anticipation, who the hell knows what this year will bring but you can rest assured TD and JT will be here to cover it all (demons will never win folks). I'll give you all a rest with the chicken talk this week! Thanks for listening, catch you next week! ***BuckAWwWwwwW***

Hello folks! RIP 2023. We've made it to the end of another year, they all said that bird flu would take people like us out.... but they were all wrong again. In this episode we recap 2023 and hit on the hot topics of the day as well as other evergreen and timeless topics. It isn't one to miss. Anyways, thank you all for riding with us all year, we have big plans for 2024 and we hope you will be chilling with us then too. Shirts will be going out as soon as we get them! Thank you! One last thing: new years resolutions. Chickens need romance too! Light a candle, scatter some rose pedals and resolve to love your partner intensely, no matter what they look or sound like. Cheers boys! ***BucKKAWWWwwWW***  

Wow guys, we made it to 100. Everyone said it couldn't be done but we did it anyways.  Merry Christmas to you all, even the losers and haters. This episode is as unrestrained as the rest! Please enjoy it in good health and good cheer (requirement). Thank you so much for listening, we'll catch you next week for the last episode of the year! Just one reminder before we break for the holiday, ensure you poke air holes in both the box AND wrapping paper! Nothing kills the Christmas vibes like a dead pleasure machine, I mean dead chicken under the tree! Keep it responsible, Santas's rules! ***bUccKAwwwwwwWWW***

Hello everybody! You know what time it is, its Certifiably MaD time with your hosts TD and JT! This episode is hot folks. It contains all of the topics you wish you could talk about in your everyday life but feel restricted and restrained from doing so. Thats why we do what we do guys, lets be unafraid. If you live in fear you are no freer than a slave! Speaking of being unafraid, did you know it is scientifically impossible for a human being to impregnate a chicken? Its cream pie city boys! Enjoy! Thanks so much for listening! Have a great week, we'll catch you next time! ***bUcKaWwWwW***

Wazzup folks! Its your guys TD and JT and were back in action for another episode of Certifiably MaD. This episode is sure to delight because its chock full of the fresh perspectives you can only find here. The topics vary as always, we'll leave it up to you dear listener to find out what we discussed! Its good. Tee shirts are coming folks so make sure you dm or email us with your order so you aren't left out of the inaugural shirt run. Anyways folks, thanks so much for listening! Catch you next week! Remember that "bird flu" is a psy op designed to disconnect you from what really matters in life: a genuine connection with one of Gods creations! Only God can judge us folks! Love you all pceeee ***BuCkkkAAwWWw***