Greetings (flat)earthlings! You know what time it is! It's time for another episode of Certifiably MaD with your straight hosts Jermichael (trans gay activist) and Jackie Trans (gay chinese man)! In this episode we discuss the apparent alien invasion that is underway in north america and possibly china as well, the train smushing another person, satanic activities at the grammys, more trans observations, the case for blackface entertainers, CIA mind control and "crazy" people, bill gates being put on notice for his plan to blowup yellowstone to "save earth", the IRS scheme to steal even more money from poor people and MUCH more! Thank you very much for listening, catch you next week (provided the aliens dont take us out)! Remember though, tell the aliens we told you to... Keep Fucking that Chicken ***bUcKaWwWwwwW***