James is incapacitiated and Dreamgun's Ronan Carey's episode got eaten by the machine so Gareth and Zaynab talk about-Argentina v Egypt. World Cup madness.Watching football in England.EU presidency.Jim O’Callaghan racist doings. Dialog summit being cancelled / Free speech being cancelled!!!RTE scandals.The Simpsons.Full episode on www.patreon.com/celticligers

Gar tries to guess what happened in Scary MoVie in preparation for watching Scary MoVIe. Next, the Planet of the Apes or the Planet of the Healy Raes? Speaking of! James’ dad meets Danny Healy Rae! Paul Murphy refuses to talk to Gript but this time no journalist seems to eager to stand by their racist colleagues. Attacks on Neutrality all over the place! Shane Dogman Coleman on The Tonight Show barking at Niamh Ní Bhriain. Fianna Fáil's Thomas Byrne complaining The Triple Lock prevents us from joining a Lebanese civil war. Peter Thiel’s meeting of the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants in Powerscourt. Former DUP leader Jeffrey Donaldson guilty of horrific sex crimes and Blueshirts being shocked and appalled at one of their faves being implicated. Hugo the goblin from TnaG and all of his videogames. Then finally, Keir Starmer gets a software update and becomes Andy Burnham. Full episode on www.patreon.com/celticligers

Gar talks to Turlough Kelly about everything football (the Brit one). Israel v Ireland and the moral vacuousness of our political elites! The World Cup and Fifa's obsequiousness to Trump! That's it! Check out Turlough's podcast here: By Lamplight or Moonlight: A Haunted History of Irelandand subscribe to Dublin Municipal News here: https://municipalnews.substack.com/Go to www.patreon.com/celticligers for more good stuff

The Ligers DO NOT talk about racist pogroms in Belfast which were happening while they were talking about The Mandalorian and Grogu. They discuss an episode of Inside Politics podcast from the Irish Times where Pat Leahy says something so stupid about the scandal at the Rotunda that his colleagues are compelled to intervene.  Healy Rae talk too and the condescending view of rural Ireland by our political commentators. ...but then they watch a 5 minute TikTok from John Dallon who actually does have the brain of a child. A self appointed leaders of the fuel protests, he lays out his indecipherable world view. Then, UK pundit grills Hasan Piker over calling the Holocaust in Gaza what it is. Finally, housing! Some stupid stuff happening with housing (what?!) that further shows a government doing its own thing while everyone else just sort of has to watch. FULL EPISODE ON WWW.PATREON.COM/CELTICLIGERS

The Ligers talk about Stewart Lee and then about  getting older and having worse politics. Then they talk about Tadhg Hickey's baffling interview with racist Brit Nick Griffin. Then it's time to talk about Micheál Martin's nasty little screed about protecting Irish jobs instead of sanctioning a genocidal ethnostate. The government set to miss climate targets and Darragh O'Brien just lying week to week. FINALLY, it's the Healy Rae split that everyone's been talking about while ignoring the actual big reveal from a 40 MINUTE INTERVIEW on Kerry radio. CHECK IT OUT. FULL EPISODE ON WWW.PATREON.COM/CELTICLIGERS

On the hottest day of the year (probably fine) The Ligers talk about sketch shows, Harvey Weinstein, the Wayans brothers, the by election results where Fine Gael's Seán Kyne and Social Democrats' Daniel Ennis won big, Micheál Martin's leadership of Fianna Fáil and their disastrous results, Mary Lou MacDonald and the directionless of Sinn Féin from once being the party in waiting.  Then there's talk about watered down Occupied Territories Bill being proposed by Helen McEntee, more media ambivalence on the issues of the day amidst new RTÉ payment scandals, they look longingly at the precious content on The Irish Independent website trapped behind a paywall, government giving up defending housing policy. Listen. there's loads of stuff. just listen.Full episode on www.patreon.com/celticligers

The Ligers talk about bad job interviews, the new Virgin media documentary about the fuel protests "Ireland on Empty",  mainstream media soft pedaling Bertie Ahern's racist comments on Muslims and congolese people days before a Congolese man is murdered in the street in Dublin.  Jim O'Callaghan an evil venal scumbag. Then in a week of elites not giving a shite: The President's sister is kidnapped in international waters by Israeli demons our media doesn't give a shite. The most evictions since the famine and our government doesn't give a shite. Then on a lighter note they talk about the 1984 movie Threads.Full episode on www.patreon.com/celticligers

The Ligers talk about the maddening punditry indifference to blood thirsty zionists. Ivan Yates appearing on Monday with Gavan Reilly, a show meant to demystify Irish politics with the same blowhards who made it so dumb in the first place. Then there's a little bit about Graham Linehan responding to Father Ted being on instead of the Eurovision. Probably more on that next week as he continues to whinge but what more can you say about that loser really?SECOND HALF ON PATREON.COM/CELTICLIGERSIt's about Seán Keyes and Progress Ireland basically just governing us as Fianna Fáil and Fine Gael defer to tech overlords when it comes to shed-sits and nuclear power. If you liked The Simpsons references then you'll LOVE Seinfeld references! Unusually the millennial banter is at the end because James is sick and Gar is sick too but only of the bloody news! There's stuff about The Odyssey, a Shane Ross article about the by-election, the pirates of the carribbean movies. Look. They can't all be winners. Even brain surgeons probably have off days where their patients end up a little stupider afterwards. Maybe that's what happened to Ivan Yates! Come on, now!

(Did they already use that title??) The Ligers talk about the candidates in the Dublin Central and Galway West by-elections which include a bunch of weird gangsters... AND Gerry Hutch wheh whehThere's a load of funny people running and a lot of digressions are had talking about news bits and bobs like the Golder's Green attack and Patrick Kielty interviewing Boy George about it for some reason. FULL EPISODE on www.patreon.com/celticligersALSO Go to the best Eurovision substitute GYROVISION if you're able and in Berlin 16th May 2026 or watch it on Twitch and kick some money to Palestine:https://www.tickettailor.com/events/cornerspti/2174077

The Ligers hold themselves accountable for misinformation, then talk about when Gar's stand up days. Then onto the news. Dublin City council playing with their toys which includes smashing them into the dirt when they get bored. BEDS IN SHEDS! CALL NOW! Can't open the Children's Hospital until it's done dum-dum and don't ask when that will be! Then in the second half OVER ON WWW.PATREON.COM/CELTICLIGERSIrish Star Wars?? Did we do this already? Please say no! The first Irish Primeminister of the UK Morgan McSweeney reveals his voice for the first time. Graham the Glinner Linehan releases some new comedy sure to make you make you go very quiet and want to check in on your own loved ones while they still have all their mental faculties. And Mary Lou McDonald leadership under threat? No but the media sure wants to talk about that more than Micheál Martin's ancient decaying authoritarian premiership.