Your intrepid hosts, Luke and Kieran, delve face first in to films holding a 0% rating on Rotten Tomatoes in order to determine whether such a thing as a completely worthless film exists. Many hours of our lives dedicated to warn you against some truly awful movies.

Not the podcast you wanted, but the podcast you deserve. The Celluloid Zeroes beys are back, and this time, it's personal - for Kieran. This time, we rub our faces in the true dirt that is Gus Van Sant's shot for shot re

Episode Four; Psycho (1998)

Here we are, the one you've all been waiting for* - Luke and Kieran take on Alan Rickman's performance as founder of legendary New York punk club CBGB, Hilly Kristal. It's a stinker. Rupert Grint plays Cheetah Chrome!!!!

Episode Three; CBGB (2013)

LONDON..... 2015...... ONE GANG...... ONE TEMPA T CAMEO.

Welcome to episode 2 of Celluloid Zeroes where your intrepid hosts delve headlong in to SHANK, a 2010 crime thriller set in a "dystopian" future where dubstep i

Episode Two; Shank (2010)

In this pilot episode of CELLULOID ZEROES we dive (sic) headlong in to SURFER, DUDE, Matthew McConaughey's 2008 pet project documenting the life and times of all-star surfer, Steve Addington. Hear us play fast and loose