And now, the chilling conclusion to a story that should never have been written, by a man who probably doesn't exist. Actually, a dramatisation of Knight Rider would be better than this. Maybe some other time.

In this episode, we absorb more amateur erotic literature, and encounter political commentary, unabashed racism, and a big, black finger.

Part two of the thrilling erotic Christmas story. Very crude.

This gets pretty racy. Be warned.

Joe has a weird sweating issue. You should totally check it out.