After a short hiatus, Thomas and Cory are back to talk about setting goals, Twitter, and how far back in time they would need to go to be a star athlete. They also discuss Lamar Jackson, award shows and Cory's favorite movie.

Please practice proper sneeze etiquette. If you don't know what it is, we'll take you through it. The Browns logo, or lack thereof, is dumb and it bothers us.

Is Star Wars a space movie? Do you hate when people say good morning? Can people please learn to be an adult when they text?

We're back! Thomas and Cory banter as if they didn't miss a beat. Cory has a new business venture and gets mad at Thomas for what he thinks is a fish.

Thomas and Cory are together recording for the first time ever (sort of). Don't worry it's still the same terrible content. Cory paid too much for gas and has a bone to pick with greetings. Thomas remains indifferent and unsatisfiable.

Can you keep up?

Big Blue is dead. Thomas is sad, Cory is not. Cory also hates backing into parking spots, which Big Blue can no longer do. RIP.

Don't be a Twitter a**hole trying to go viral. Cody's back being Cody, and a Cathartic Yelling first.

Back to the bathroom we go. We're sorry.

There's no such thing as drunk food.